Andrew Johns

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[Andrew Johns @AndrewJohnsReal]

A lot of new Knights fans popping up in the wake of recent success, and let me tell you: if you haven't sucked on my little Joey, you're what the kids are calling a "larper".

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Just got a feature on Huff 'n Puff, and I hit 12 mansions. Stoked.

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Not to get too political, but One Nation = POOP (Pedophile Occupied Opposition Party), and I think it's time we Flush The Poop. If we deport all the foreigners, the footy wouldn't be as good. We need multicultural footy. Who's with me?

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Coke Classic tastes better than Coke Zero, but Pepsi Max tastes better than regular Pepsi. Just my opinion.

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Just did an absolutely asshole-obliterating shit. Looked like a chocolate carrot by the time it was all out. Ouch.

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Just had sex with @Ryan_E65 's mum.

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I wish I was Chinese.

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I just finished watching Season One of Family Guy with my polycule.

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Just entered a "special relationship" with the hot doctor from Persona 5.

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Gonna sleep with my mate's wife on Friday. Absolutely stoked.

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This is me if respecting women and minorities was a competition.

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I think I might be transgender.

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Just lost "No Nut November".

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I'm back. I think I got hacked trying to win a free iPad, but it's all good now.

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I fucked the Green M&M.

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What the Devil is all this about.

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My penis won't stop bleeding.

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Me and my friends were playing Fortnite, and I got killed by a whole squad of Bytes.

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Can you please finally verify me @elonmusk ? It's me, the real Joey Johns.