Andrew Kelso

co inventor of asshole bomb with @majfor90 (patent pending) Unfortunately still early days

[Pawprints to Freedom Rescue🐾 @Pawprints2F]

Oh Sally.. our unlucky puppy

Not a single share or application

It’s so awful knowing these pups grow up in a shelter when all they want is a family and love

Sally can be homed with sensible children, cats and dogs

Please choose 6 month old Sally

https://t.co/UKATK6O6W4

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Foxes are chased to exhaustion and ripped apart by hounds in the name of 'tradition'.

New Year's Day is one of the biggest days of the year for the fox hunting community even though it's illegal.

Please RT to raise awareness and help us end it for good.

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

@AndrewBolis Canva

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

@WeatherCee Thank you 👍 That was this morning

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

Hi @WeatherCee , photo isn’t great but what’s this? A moon halo?

[Dea Matrona @DeaMatronaBand]

We were played on @BBCRadio2 last night for the first time & picked to be ‘BBC Introducing Spotlight Act’ on Radio 2 ❤️‍🔥😱 Absolutely mad, thank you so much @jowhiley , you are a total legend & we really appreciate the support :)

[Jake O'Kane / Belfast Comedian @JakeOKane]

Tragic news around H&W. The talent was there for this shipyard to transition into building renewable energy machinery. I'd love to have seen wind farms with H&W livery sailing down Belfast Lough.

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

#Strictly #claudia #princessleia

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

The text message was an error as someone had just closed the order for the day!!! Shocking service and a complete waste of my time. Don’t advertise stuff that isn’t actually available!

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

Some service @BandQ !! Took advantage of our one day of summer and your clearance lines last Saturday and ordered a parasol on click and collect. Just after an hour I got a phone call saying I couldn’t collect as the product was up high and couldn’t be got at while customers…

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

…we’re in the store. 20 mins later I got a text message to say my order was ready to collect. So stupidly I went to the store, just to be told I couldn’t get my order.

[Belfast Empire @belfastEmpire]

Come to a proper pub by the railway station. Live music 6 nights a week and no cover charge.

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

@ebelfastmum This better?

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

@Jonnywsbell @JustStop_Oil Think you meant cunts, Johnny!!

[Jonny Bell @Jonnywsbell]

@JustStop_Oil Privileged white middle class cnuts...

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

@SurreyPolice Here are your Reckless police officers being damn right CRUEL

https://t.co/3khGdus7mQ

[Andrew Kelso @AndrewKelso1]

@brandicarlile Hi Brandi, if you are coming that far, you could pop over to Belfast for a wee show. It’s been a long time. Lots of music to catch up on 😁😉🤞

[Ryan 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @RedBSierra]

At 6 am on the button the safety cameras van was out blocking the pavement in Dundonald to catch people going from 70 to 40 mph downhill in an area completely devoid of collisions at a low traffic time. Nothing but a racket and I WILL be going after them

[The Bee Guy @the_beeguy]

We’ve had a number of enquiries lately from people worried about having a bumblebee ‘hive’ in their garden.
‘Are they dangerous?’
‘Should I have them removed?’
‘Will they be there forever?’
Here’s a quick bumblebee lifecycle thread to explain.
Please #retweet for the #bees.
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[The Bee Guy @the_beeguy]

Enjoy them.
Celebrate them.
(They’ll be gone by winter and you’ll miss them!)

Like eating apples?
You need bees!

Please #retweet/#share for the bees.

The more people learn about #bees the better chance they have of thriving.

Thanks folks.

Go easy in your gardens.
🙏🏼🐝
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