Andrew Koenig

F.I.S.H

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I will 100% admit that my taste in music is “old man-ish” and I am 100% ok with that #oldschoolrock

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@jsauruslove The absolute worst people

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@jsauruslove Oh for sure crying baby. And at least one person who takes their shoes off

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@jsauruslove #flying

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Hey... here’s a thought? Maybe Pete Carroll is a shitty coach?

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Yeah the swipe to text thing is cool... but like most people my age I grew up on T9. I’ll always be faster at typing than swiping. #truth

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@netflix I get that some people have lives but if The Office is playing on my account I don’t need you to ask if I’m still watching

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People who FaceTime in public shouldn’t be allowed to have phones. Nobody cares about/wants to hear your conversation

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There are many things I admire about my girlfriend and her ability to fall asleep in seconds is pretty high on the list. #latenightthoughts

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Why do girls like Target so much? And also does Target pump a drug into the air that makes girls want to buy random stuff? #Target #Datingproblems #WeDontNeedThisStuff

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554 am and I’m a Monster in already. Let the bachelor weekend shenanigans begin. #Farmergetshitched @PeteOfTheMoment @Andrew_Obrien14

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4 seconds into the flight and the lady in front of me already leaned her seat back. Gonna be a great day. #flying

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@SweatyTeeShirt Thanks Matt. That means a lot

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If being an adult means having a conversation with your neighbor about grass and not wanting to throw up, I don’t want to be an adult.

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Watching this final pairing is like watching a @Nike ad. #MastersSunday @TigerWoods

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Very few things beat getting cold beers with a very old friend #memories #20years

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@Andrew_Obrien14 They should invent air pods but with wires so you don’t lose them

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@JordanShiro Not needed now Jordan

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Apple has wireless headphones but how about some that don’t hurt your ears after being in for 6 seconds #thoughts

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My guilty pleasure is watching Guy’s Grocery Games