Andy Laing

Gallant Pioneer

[Andy Laing @AndrewL877]

EPIC

Gnight 💙

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@scully1888 Ohhh I remember reading this a while ago. St Monans?? 🤔

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@LovelyStuffFC @irishwolf99 @liverbird17 Think it was a poor attempt at a hair transplant joke 🤔.

Hope you and family had top holiday mate. Don't listen to the serial losers on here.

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Americans. The phrase is..

'I couldn't give a shit'

Not 'I could give a shit'

Australians.

Acceptable greetings are..

'How's it going?' And 'How you doing?'

Not 'How you going?'

Thanks in advance for stopping saying these stupid things.

🙏

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I wish Alonso hadn't signed for Chelsea so early. Would have rather have seen him in the City or Liverpool job.

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@gogzkerr @Bairdric1

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I've not really been following the darts as much as usual this year.

Can someone please explain Luke Littler's heel turn to me?

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@lucent_reads Horror wise I'd recommend 'Tender is the Flesh'. Most horrifying book I've read.

World runs out of meat after virus wipes out animals. Story starts with guy working at the slaughter house processing humans as the population turns to legal cannibalism.

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@Jamie1872_1 @esmeniamh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@scully1888 That is INSANE!!

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@gogzkerr @ShitpostRock2 🤣🤣

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@gogzkerr @ShitpostRock2 You might be a genius you know....

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@DaveGorman Hi Dave, hope all is well with you

I think we have waited long enough sir, would you please just write and release the novel about the guy who discovers a new colour in the jungle and goes mad because he can't describe it to anyone?

Even just a short story would be great

Best

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@TheDynamicLink @ChrisSt41457066 @popup_tddy Ahahahaha 100%

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@HMFC_1874_ Irony is, if Celtic club/players/staff saw her on here they'd all despise her too.

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@gogzkerr @Notwokenow Quite aware that when I disclosed my former drug and alcohol addiction that they wouldn't let me adopt. Even though I've been clean and sober for a number of years.

Nice pipedream though

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@gogzkerr @Notwokenow Exactly mate. Yours will be level headed and smash life!

Mine would likely be little shits with health and addiction issues 🤣🤣.

If I fall in love again and she wants kids I'd be happy to adopt. Read that lots of couples don't want to adopt kids 4 years old +. I'd look at that

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@gogzkerr @Notwokenow Disgusting. For the first time I'm at peace with the idea of not having children.

No judgement of those who have, a couple of years ago I'd have been delighted to.

But fuck knows what this world will look like in 50 years. Rather not bring a wee one into that.

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@dajokesloyal Oooft! The colour on that. Nice one mate 👏🙏

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@scully1888 Yeah I kinda wondered if that was it. Seems to go pretty hard on the idea of playing their own game though!!! This was on the next page, maybe mid/late 90s advertising was just wild.

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Looks class tbh