drew

BIO UNAVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY

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so many single moms on tinder just start a water aerobics company and advertise there……millions

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voting thug for president #slatt

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i could fix taylor schabusiness

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i love finding the line, but there is absolutely nothing greater in this life than crossing that line

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listening to the dixie chicks just absolutely throttled brb

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i wonder what brett mettel is doing

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@brettle69 says the guy who just left gay porn, k bro

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if one more mother fucker tells me to do radio i might just do it

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your girl calls you babe, my girl calls me tuberculosis, we are not the same.

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i have to do it, for me. this is the year, the year i change my life. ladies and gentlemen in 2023 i’ll be leaving apple music and joining spotify, god speed.

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i think i'm gonna make a song called caboose and just have it be about fat juicy ecuadorian ass

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yes i’m alive

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starbucks asks me what kind of milk and i just say idk normal

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i’m gonna come clean i watched like the entire first two seasons of pretty little liars as they came out

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dude man i just wanna race dirt bikes man, motocross my fucking god damn dick off dude

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watching scooby doo and the cyber chase don’t text LIKE WOOOOOOAH

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@SquatchJake what i’m sayinggggg, like what else in there? move the fuckin celery right now 🔫 NO IM WITH THE FBI WHAT IN THE FUCKING BROWN PAPER BAG? DROP IT RIGHT NOW

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@ItsWaldow @HipHopDX hahahahahahaha

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she just sent me an mgk song to listen to…