Andrea Leadsom

I'm the Environment Secretary and a mother but we all know I'm the one who really rules this country. Probably a parody account.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Is Climate Change real? I thought it was a buzz word like "Equal Rights" or "Food Bank".

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Someone said she bathes in the blood of malnourished children.

Personally I won't have poor blood anywhere near me. https://t.co/whhezoJuEj

[Kev Blakey @kev_blakey]

@AndrewLeadsom what does Theresa Thatcher-May bathe in I wonder?

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Yes. Being a mother gives me a natural glow.
Also, I bathe in hamster faeces twice a week to give me that soft look. https://t.co/Bbuku2Zsua

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Scrap Trident? No.

We need a nuclear deterrent now more than ever to keep the Scots under control.

I'm a mother so I can understand this.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

I'm soooooooooo sorry.

There. I've said it.
Now you can get back to watching cbbc and wearing out the pause button. https://t.co/Fo7nmIC0OY

[meninchildcareirl @menchildcareirl]

Please sign and share this petition
Andrea Leadsom to apologise publicly for accusing male carers of paedophilia https://t.co/T2rabhAQB3

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Sounds delightfully whimsical but in London we try not to associate ourselves with 'the help' unless necessary. https://t.co/taWNyzmwUx

[Richard Cook @Cape_Cook]

You know, I don't think I would mind a union between Scotland and London. Seems like the next logical step. #ScotLond

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Thank you for the support, Sean!
No time or inclination to read your poorly worded article but thanks for trying. https://t.co/uBUK9aHpJn

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@zedman007 #nailedit

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Of course I understand how the single market works!
You swipe left for yes and right if you're not interested, yes? https://t.co/KvLyvlgw6a

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@DavidCameronEsq It's just as well I like you, Cam.
But don't forget: I know the locations of ALL your homes.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

If only more people shared your enthusiasm... Then I could really make some changes to this country! https://t.co/iWPeSvB0Lz

[derek stewart🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @delmonifieth]

#I am sick of British Politics!

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

I am NOT pretending to be Theresa May. I am my own person! I am NOT her puppet! How very dare you. https://t.co/QVZRIE6KL3

[T at Mummy Barrow @MummyBarrow]

@AndrewLeadsom grow the fuck up rather than pretending to be somebody else

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

So grateful for all the support - I do believe my decision is in the best interests of the country and our economy.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

He had some very interesting ideas on how to move this country forward. #RoleModel https://t.co/lM94diARzW

[Mike Underhill @zedman007]

@AndrewLeadsom found this charmy tryptich hope you enjoy

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Unlike the children in their care, they can't touch me. https://t.co/EpAGwQbR56

[T at Mummy Barrow @MummyBarrow]

I truly hope that every male nanny or male au pair sues Angela Leadsom for defamation of character. Her remarks are outrageous

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@vcocozza76 I doubt it's anything Cameron hasn't already pinged me.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@vcocozza76 Only a mother can judge me! Tweet away while you can, deviant, we'll have control of your internet access soon.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@disclosure It's not gone it's just been merged with a more important department. As a mother I can assure you I'll do what I think is best.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

Congratulations to Brian. It's about time we sorted out the badger problem is this glorious country. https://t.co/94OUOC4dg0

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Theresa May appoints her brother Brian as secretary of state for badger welfare.

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

What do we really thing of people who work with animals? Is this something I should be looking into? What do I google for this?

[Andrea Leadsom @AndrewLeadsom]

@Sazramsay As a mother and a lover I have to say that today I find your stance on France disturbing.