Andrew Left

Washed up Stonk Market Broker | Crypto P.hD at Citron Resch for cats, Fallen Booty Hunter of Wallstreet | Hedge Fund Shorting the USD RN👇 🍑parody not fin advc

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Anyone else notice this divergence on #SafeMoon? I think it’s time to Buy 🚀

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

My plan of not checking my stock portfolio for 3 months has failed

#stocks #StockMarket #fintech

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Deleted all my dating apps because I’m want to meet someone the old fashioned way, by hiring a new office secretary

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

I’m never selling my #SafeMoon !

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

@FedPorn Just gonna leave this here

https://t.co/BN2v5gTS3P

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Just when you think things settle down https://t.co/iBcRus3wM5

#crypto #cryptocurrency #Anonymous #bidengate #Biden

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

@FedPorn An accommodation that’s can save the lives of ppl 🤦🏼

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Haven’t been on Twitter lately because I’m catching dement

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Thank God my Grandkids are off to school now I can play etfs on my Nintendo

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

I just saw a crypto called #BidenGate

Idk about you but I’m apeing that shit

#cryptoworld #Crypto #cryptocurrencies

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

It’s reported that the US made over 1 Billion in ink cartridge rebates from Office Depot just last year alone !

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Release those damn unemployment checks so I can ride the market !

#amcshortsqueeze #Crypto #cryptocurrencies

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

BREAKING :

Home Invasions on the rise amid Republican Governor’s early termination of devastated American funding

#BreakingNews

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BREAKING:

FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS HOME BURNED DOWN BY LAID OFF UNEMPLOYMENT CALL CENTER WORKERS!

#Florida #BreakingNews #raid #grinch

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

I chopped down 20 trees printed us markings on it and bought more BTC

@elonmusk #Bitcoin

@federalreserve

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BREAKING :

The environment wants you to BUY BITCOIN !

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Anyway I can buy the dip on Elon’s twitter account ? Awful quiet over there @elonmusk

Matter of time before shit pops off 💁

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Bought the dip on my cholesterol levels after that Wendys sandwich

#stocks $WEN

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

Thank you #safelight

I always liked your commercials
#crypto #SAFEMOON

[Andrew Left @AndrewLeft3]

BREAKING:

ELON MUSK GIVES HIS MOTHER #DOGECOIN LIVE ON SNL!

@elonmusk #Crypto