Andrew lyzer

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Is it too late kumpost first
Lady saizi??

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

1st August lazima nilaunch first lady
(kisasan pichuu niaa)

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Unapigwa heartbreak moja safi
unaaamua kwenda kulewa
Unalipa kwa wrong till😂💔😂😂

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

A girl commented on my post,a guy replied
and she replied again and they were about
To fall in love,so I deleted the post😂😏

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Pregnancy is enough evidence to show women can't
Keep a secret

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Na hii baridi lazima Ngolo Kante
Na Caicedo wakue first eleven
Na Doku ni captain

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Kuna siku bro walipitianga nyuma ya keja
yangu wakiwa na dame wake nikaskia
amemwambia ati "hii ni nyumba ya kuku"💔😂

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Na ukinipata na mtu wako lia
Lakini usiniguze

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

This is such a good day for drinking
But I've changed

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

A Cow that doesn't give you milk must
Not eat your grass

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Not a flex,but I've enough money not
To work for the rest of 2025😆

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Sijaoa lakini nishaanza kuota
Bibi akiniuliza"saa hii ni sangapi
Unarudi kwa nyumba"😂🫴💔

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Mtu anakuambia goodnight saa mbili alafu
Anakupigia simu saa tisa usiku kuomba 15k ati
Ako police station

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Sisi ugly niggas kukubaliwa inatushtuanga kuliko
Kukataliwa😂😂😂🫴

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

😂I don't know who will deliver the terrible news
to my friends that I no longer partake in activities
Involving alcohol😂😁

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Si mtanipea mca 2027🤝

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Tuko line ya busaa alafu unaniita Detective??!
Unataka nifanyie nini drum mzima😅💔💔

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Ladies wanaita ugly men bro,
Alafu wanaita handsome men dear..
Sijui mbona wananiita mkuu🤔😂

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Kama ulinipost paste number sasa
Teketeke

[Andrew lyzer @AndrewLyzer]

Wanaume tumekubaliana tuko na cash only
Kama anataka
akujie kwa nyumba😅😅