Andrew McNeill

Non League Paper match reporter for Farnborough FC

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@barneyronay Playing CB & club captain for Farnborough FC in the Conference South 🤔

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@bmay They’ve reanimated Amy Winehouse and put her in an ill-fitting wig 😱

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@NoContextBrits Aldersh*t

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@fesshole Mate owned a couple and had broadly the same point of view, except with the word 'miserable' in front of it!

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@ThomiSomoza Sounds like the personification of the John Barnes rap in World In Motion: 'You gotta hold and give and do it at the right time'...

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@TomBowenJourno The FA were seriously considering Emma Hayes to take over from Southgate but took too long making their mind up that she took the USWNT job instead.

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@TomBowenJourno Just wait till you watch the Tour de France!.. Blatant mechanical doping 😂

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@ActualNames1 There's a 'Fanny Tootle' (depends what way the wind is blowing) in the New Row Burial Ground in Blackburn.

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@BrazilShirtPod Former 'sister programme' on the World Football on the World Service did a good interview with him a while back which would be worth tracking down in the archive.

He'a the DoF at Aberdeen at present.

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@sidlowe Cos of the health issues related to his recent strokes & dementia - he's useless down one side as a consequence, cannot stand for any period of time & walks veering off line. Also seems to be wearing a form of brace on each leg to prevent 'foot drop'. Probably be dead by Easter!

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@forest_fr1ends Shades of Naked Gun's 'Nice Beaver!'... 'Why thanks, I've just had it stuffed' (passes down taxidermy beaver).

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@Peston Should Badenoch sack herself under her own rationale for hacking and doctoring website of a political opponent, or does that just come under ‘youthful exuberance’ 🤔

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@TomBowenJourno Chorley are very switched-on to this kind of thing. When teams travel up to play Bolton/ Preston/ Blackburn etc. and Chorley are away they contact the supporters associations and arrange for the coaches to use their bar & facilities for pre match drinks. Boro should do this 👍🏻

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@sidlowe Promised a pot of gold... Delivered a crock of sh!t - Much like an awful lot in this world of late!

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@BrazilShirtPod Current manager went to prison for bankrupting the local rivals!

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@NoContextBrits Stale p!ss & flies.

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@JamesHorncastle Same as the Inter centenary maglia from the ‘08 season.

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@TomBowenJourno Good article 👍🏻 getting into David Conn territory: follow the money!

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@TomBowenJourno He's one of those players that with a bit of luck could go 'all the way' in his career.

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@sidlowe Our spanner also has this uncanny knack... They always seem to be found in the most remote or unlikely of places!