Andrew London

Full-time writer, part-time idiot.
I write for @velocitytweets

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@mchax @ShortList Congratulations!

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

If right now you're finding yourself making lots of safe decisions that are leading to underwhelming outcomes, give this a read.

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

Incredibly proud of my wife @eleanorblackfd and @jess_alford

[BAFTA @BAFTA]

Snagging your BAFTA for Female Performance in a Comedy Programme from the comfort of a beautiful garden? Well, that's just how @SiansUniverse rolls! #VirginMediaBAFTAs #BAFTAs

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

It turns out living through a pandemic makes creativity quite hard. Which sucks if creativity is how you earn your living. https://t.co/WwHAmNpwEP via @velocitytweets

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@JackGarratt holy fucking shit dude, this new album is BREATHTAKING. You won't remember me but we met many years ago at one of Dan Clarkson's parties. I've been following your career since day 1 and loving every moment. Time is an unbelievable track man. Just unbelievable. Bravo!

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

This is a bop. A sure fire bop. Enjoy. https://t.co/sW770dSOpn

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

My neighbour just screamed "SEXY" directly into her BBQ.

She ain't wrong.
#queaster

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@Miyahoka Happy birthday!

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

I love that almost imperceptible moment where a video call shifts from being a phone call with video to being you and your loved ones hanging out together from a distance.

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

A few handy tips on making WFH feel more like normal working.

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

Recreate that office feeling at home by meeting your spouse in the kitchen once a day to discuss Martin’s mouth breathing and Linda’s body odour. It’s not important who these people are.

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@JackLoxton Yes maaaaate

[Gerald Lynch @geegeemidnight]

Just spotted this near Westferry Station. TWITTER, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! #MakeLoveHappen #GetTorontoLaid

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@JodyThorsby Hey Jody, I don't work at TechRadar any more. Sorry!

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

I absolutely adore this theatre company (and all the people who sail in her). If you're looking for a job, take a look at this.

[Alan Lane @slunglowalan]

Slung Low work hard, we make big theatre, we set our own course, we serve people, we eat a lot of Deliveroo, we hoover a lot of carpets, we’re useful & kind. And we’re looking for a new member of the team.
#bepartoftheteam https://t.co/2Ma0jPmHEm

[Hlayaley @geology_rocks]

Here is my yearly roundup of headlines I screen shotted in 2019.

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

Someone left their book on the tube platform...

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

Truly the stuff of nightmares. She handled it incredibly.

[Velocity Partners @velocitytweets]

If you ever feel unprepared for a meeting, just remember the time Maria Joao Pires realised she'd prepared for the wrong concerto ON STAGE AS THE CONCERTO STARTED. #VelocityFriday https://t.co/FzqsYXWK4l

[Emma Ketterer @emma_ketterer]

When you open your laptop after a looong holiday and remember all the great work you were doing.

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@APankhurst @JonJackBaldwin @NayomieJames @leohopes @alethea_steven @RichardArmah1 @Libbyevansuk @w_bryant @Lee_R_White @SolomonActor @ACSRandom1 @SarahMeadows1 @realjackbowman @Zahra_Mansouri @Charlotte_Mack1 Hahaha! I had forgotten the cockney lightbulb!

[Andrew London @AndrewMLondon]

@slunglowalan Oh Alan, I am so sorry. He was up there as one of my favourite dogs ever. My heart goes out to you. X