Andrew Marcotte

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

- @maxkellerman

(Via Game Over / h/t @NBA__Courtside )

[B LOU @BLouu]

That nigga Chudthebuilder got his 5 seconds of clout now he facing 56 years 😂😂

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

Im not a greedy man. We take #4 and we ride

[m⁷⁷ @miss77ela]

when a maga trying to celebrate cinco de mayo

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylen Brown you can’t clap in somebody face and get walked down like this. Come on man 😭💀

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

I love Curry and LeBron but the playoffs not being predictable is way better than Cavs v Warriors 4 years in a row

[brandon* @brndxix]

trump running a third fake assassination attempt to distract from him sucking ass at his job

[Joey 🇩🇪 @CalebGoatQB1]

Doing some mock drafts not knowing one prospect

[Nick @nickthechad]

- Steelers haven’t won a playoff game since Obama
- Pirates linsanity bound to be over
- Penguins fake regular season exposed
- Griffin and Crosby are terrible
- “Pickensburgh” is the face of your fanbase

Pittsburgh sports is in the mud 😭😭😭

[tee higgins’ burner @cincofor6]

The Bengals turned Trey Hendrickson into Boye Mafe, Brian Cook, Dexter Lawrence, and Jonathan Allen

[Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball]

Last day to vote me into the #ProBowl2026 — a repost counts as 2 votes today! Thank you!! 🙏🏾 #ProBowlVote + Raheem Mostert @RMos_8Ball

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

Guys…

That 5th was going to be used on a long snapper from Louisiana Technical institute for the blind and deaf…

Relax… we are fine..

[Mr. Ohio @MrOH1O]

I wish we could all just get along.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

SAY HIS NAME: Austin Metcalf (17)

High achieving student, athlete, 4.0 GPA. KiIIed in cold bIood by Karmelo Anthony.

Zero national outrage.

[Wincy @WincinnatiPod]

Let’s compare Josh Allen’s MVP season vs Joe Burrow’s “awful non-playoff” 2024 season:

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

GROK RATIOED “PICKENSBURGH”

BODY BAG 💀💀💀

[ZIM @zimwhodey]

“But wHat AbOuT The DeFensE”🫣

Bengals need to draft well…Like good teams do.

[Cody Crabtree |o| @crabtree_cody]

Come November, sports media gonna be like:

“Wait, who’s Myles Murphy?”
“Who’s Dax Hill?”
“Who’s this dude Jordan Battle?”
“Uhm who’s Dj Turner?”
“They kinda good?”
“How they 18th in defense right now? They are supposed to be 32nd!!”

Sports “enthusiasts” gonna be surprised that we’ve been drafting defense the last 3 years and they’ll finally get to start.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My girlfriend who has a perfect bracket after watching 0 hours of College Basketball all year long