ness

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Welcome to the Mecca, @jalenbrunson1‼️

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

Going from the Knicks to the Mets

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Fuck sex, let's sit on the bed and figure out why you've been lying since I met you

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

David Wright

That guy rocked.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Springs ins and outs:

In:
• Day-drinking
• March Madness
• Baseball szn
• Cold Approaching
• Hyrox training
• Tripping on shrooms
• The Mets

Out:
• Weed
• Dating apps
• Ghosting
• Treadmills
• Texting Ex’s
• Afters in BK
• Aaron Judge in the clutch

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i still talk about u

[DR pimbus, PHD @Show3rBeers]

Women like this will be deported back to Jersey under my new regime

[trin @glooomiii]

i was made in a lab just to annoy you

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

These zyns are making me lowkey want you

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You’re telling me Cole made this slaw

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

People be like "bear with me" and they don't even have a bear with them

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Retweet if you think the Expos should replace the Dodgers

[Metsmerized Online @Metsmerized]

To celebrate #NationalBobbleheadDay we’re giving away this bobblehead!

Retweet and follow to enter.

[ness @AndrewNesse]

@mayr_ryan