Andrew

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@alexandrakuri Nobody stopping you from doing it.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Hopefully, it'll be the dad from the famileigh who'll find himself up in court.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

This is my download festival.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Just had the absolute indignity of carrying a hilariously large amount of toilet roll across a carpark.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Absolutely class when my cat meows so much, to the point I go looking for him to see what's up, for him to immediately walk out the room.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@macksypowwa Yvette? What has she done now?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@TruthSeeker84x3 @trussliz @hawleyjacob

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

David Walliams? The Britains Got Talent judge?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@JoeStephenson96 The king never misses 🫡🫡🫡

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@leathergregory A man who has spent 60 years filming wild animals shagging has got to have some skeletons in his closet.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Stephen Mulhern, you're next.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@leathergregory Dead or peado?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@rioferdy5 Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@GreggAWallace like not seeing your dad as he is too busy reviewing steak bakes on YouTube?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Someone has unlocked the 'super sonic' of divorced dad "she took the weans from us".

Utterly hilarious and embarrassing in equal measure.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Turning my TV up to hear the 2 minute silence 😎😎😎

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Being told on Christmas eve that one of my mum's friends had killed Santa and he was in the boot of his car.

[Diana 🍎 @nermalicious2]

Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Oh, your kid got star of the week at school did they? Well so did mine.

How about we let them scrap it out up town and see who really is the best?

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

@GreggAWallace Mate, it's November.

[Andrew @AndrewNisb90180]

Anyone in Dublin fancy a square go?