Andrew Oliver

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@mancunianmedic That one has been around for a while, you need to upgrade your guffometer. Speaking of guff, 11 weeks on from Boris talking about the army only being used to backfill for the police, and I still have absolutely no idea what this means.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@rickygervais My whippets seem to have zero sense of danger, constantly lying down with their heads in the door waiting for you to shut it on them

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

That sounds brilliant, looking forward to watching that already.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

But what about all the people who clearly have all the symptoms but just do not test positive no matter how many times you test them? Surely lots of asymptomatic people wont show up either
https://t.co/9hOVfOMfJh via @BBCNews

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus @RNLIBrighton For one glorious second I thought that was Peter Andre drowning.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus @teamdb This is a very good initiative

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@TheGatedGarden Hi do you sell Aloe Vera. For some reason my daughter wants some fresh Aloe Vera leaves.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@garage_mechanic @brightonargus @BrightonHoveCC @CarolineLucas I put in a freedom of information request to the council to find out who made the decision to make Aung San Suu Kyi the honorary curator of Brighton Festival in 2011, and whether they still work there. Not a dickie bird, and yet she is part of a genocidal regime.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus People who can't do back of the envelope calculations drive me crazy and they shouldn't be let anywhere near financial decisions. Where on earth were all those paying customers ever going to come from? This is the same council that makes parking inaccessibly expensive.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

Oh well, if Mancs can't have people in their houses then it should stop them getting burgled by Scousers.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightstarling @CoolBrighton I take it she is collapsing after three pints and three substantial meals. Reason? Shmeason.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

Lets get ready to rumble! This is far and away the most important wine category launch of 2020. https://t.co/XySqo3aTHX #prosecco #winelovers #winebuyers #weddingseason

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@JoeBiden I think comparing the situation to a war is unhelpful. Do I hope for a better standard of rhetoric from Joe Biden? No. Now we have got over the relief of Trump not winning we can all prepared to be underwhelmed.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus @amazon Thieving scrotes. #stopthescrotes

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@DulwichRaider So that you can be made to feel guilty and forced to lose weight in 2021.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus I won't say the name of the establishment as I don't want to tempt fate, but gentlemen of a certain age in Kemp Town will be gutted if we go into tier 2 and their favourite wet pub can't open.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus Here is your chance to win some delicious local Pinot Noir from Albourne Estate. All you have to do is send in a photo of a Brighton fox. https://t.co/kPVVTwQCSj

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@brightonargus It is crap, a total waste of money. How could the council lose so much money on this and fail to repair the promenade at Madeira Drive? If they had any imagination you could run a wonderful market for local businesses there.

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@CarlyFiorina @mancunianmedic Thank god for inadequate men in small jobs. #bepartofthesolutionnotpartoftheproblem

[Andrew Oliver @AndrewOliverDB]

@KrutikaKuppalli Just inject it. We don't need all our limbs, that is why you have four of them.