Andrew Pepiton

Please don't stare.

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@StarTrek In the second season of SNW, Captain Pike very obviously become a secondary character with a LOT less screen time than most other characters; will this continue in the third season?

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@AnaBellMedia @LSUbaseball @livvydunne What's the big deal? Is she developing a cure for cancer or saving the environment?

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@cynicalzoomer That sound at the end of the clip was a laugh?

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@davidcrosss It really wouldn't because an American driver would sue after they "found a scratch."

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@UOldguy Well, that's a divorce

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@vwpanda @dnk900 @pattonoswalt It's okay; @pattonoswalt's response has incorrect punctuation, but he's gotten hundreds of retweets.

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@neiltyson fart

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@jameelajamil Why? #FellowKids

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

YOU THINK DARKNESS IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN’T SEE THE LIGHT UNTIL I WAS ONLY A MAN. BY THAT TIME IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLINDING.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

It’s not every day you get run over by a dog😂

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@Rossmac212 I think someone in editing hates her

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@neiltyson fart

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I... can... not... look... away... 👀😵‍💫

[Andrew Pepiton @AndrewPepiton]

@goldwordsonpage @MissHardy93 Same. It took me a moment, but in that moment all sorts of unwanted bodily functions went into action.

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

The difference between dogs and cats😂

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

a woman has to share bad news but the party next door can’t stop WON’T STOP

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

someone did it 😭