Andrew Quilpa

Gamer. Tech Educator. Improviser. Energizer. I make things up and write them down. Poetry: All Opinions are MIIIIIINE!

[RailroadedUnderground @RailroadUnderg1]

My roommate was recently released after serving 27 years in prison for petty theft. He never broke the rules while inside, so that means he has never used a cellphone. He came home to find out our entire lives exist on this device. 📲🧵

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Sci-fi is when Wonder Woman fights villains from outer space, fantasy is thinking Wonder Woman will go on a date with you.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Tolkien didn't say "The Harfoots spent longer in the sun than any of the other hobbits and were a lot more tanned". He said they were "browner of skin".

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Also strong

[M ᥫ᭡ @MARJIANA29]

My favorite video on the internet rn

[LH @halvorsen]

over/under on the number of theaters who will have this all-staff meeting in the next six months:

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

BREAKING NEWS (CNN, on-air): House January 6 Committee “Concerned” Trump May Be Using the Hundreds of Millions He Raised to Overturn the Election to Pay for Lawyers for Those He Doesn’t Want to Testify Before Congress, “Coercing” Them Not to Do So in What May Be Witness Tampering

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

There is a staggering amount of misinformation on this app about:

1) What Democrats in the House and Senate and White House are doing or not doing

2) What is REALISTICALLY possible in a 48 (D) - 2 (I) - 50 (R) Senate

3) How that impacts voting in the midterms

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

Just posted a photo @ Langley Air Force Base Hospital https://t.co/xZjC09CKul

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

Don't let his cuteness fool you, Simba managed to peep and poop around the house during his visit! @ Waynesboro, Virginia https://t.co/3v1XZpWejp

[Matt Friend @themattfriend]

John Oliver Meets John Oliver!! @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

@SandraA43382193 @NotHoodlum It's a lesson a lot of folks should start learning, and it can start by simply checking who posted the message

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

@CtAmerican @NotHoodlum Hopefully we are fact-checking the words of all our elected public servants!

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

@TrikeParty @NotHoodlum It's definitely been amusing reading the knee-jerk reactions

[Andrew Quilpa @AndrewQuilpa]

2021: The Year of Happy Hotsauce. Thanks for reminding us to share ours, @danpyuen @ Washington D.C. https://t.co/4SOxUZIjIc

[Brandon B Chambers @brandonsguide]

@bitterasiandude Perfection!