Andy Pandy

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People didn’t stop going to theatres because of Netflix, Disney+, or Prime Video. They stopped when snacks started costing as much as the movie ticket.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Reece James' latest injury is the 24th injury of his career.

He has now missed over 800 days through injury.

[™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TottenhamMasky]

Goodbye AIA, hello SEGA.
DO IT PLEASE. @SpursOfficial

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[Worldly @WorldlyHQ]

Family couple comedy

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A woman added ghost pepper to her food to catch the coworker who kept stealing her lunch, and this is what happened �

[Mal @UtdMaI]

So you’re telling me Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England and Netherlands all stuck on one side of the bracket…

The other side?
Argentina, Australia, Cape Verde, Egypt.

The script isn’t even trying to hide anymore

[Jonny Blain @jonoblain]

Premier League minutes for their one goal:

Alejo Veliz: 45
Randal Kolo Muani: 1670

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Lib Dem MP Callum Miller has complained about illegal migrants being housed in his constituency despite the lib dems supporting more illegal migrants coming to the UK

[DUCE of Chelsea 💙 @maziducehub]

Pierluigi Collina had grown men behaving on the pitch. 🫡

Football has never seen another referee.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[Wildlife Uncensored @TheeDarkCircle]

The egg-eating snake puts on a terrifying show, but it's safe does not bite humans

[ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ʀᴇᴄɪᴘᴇꜱ👩‍🍳 @KitchenRecipes_]

The secret to perfect chocolate dessert every single time 😍

[Kronik Haber @kroniknews]

Yapacağı sandviç için bir hafta harcayan adam, 3 gün domateslerin kurumasını, 3 gün de yağda beklemesini ve sonunda hazırladığı sandviçi anlattı.

[deftersanat @deftersanat]

Bana şu kadar yer yeterli…

[Goosey @Goosey30111568]

Boris Johnson lasted longer as PM than Keir Starmer.

Starmer constantly called for Boris to resign.

Keir Karma.

2 Year Keir.

[James S🇬🇧 @jim8oy66]

So basically Labour have been paying migrants £2000 to voluntarily leave only to open “safe and legal routes” for them all to fucking return!🤬
I couldn’t hate this government more if I tried.