Andrew

Listen to me. Listen. The jump is the easy part. You must stick the landing. You must.

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@SpiralGears I will.

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@MBTA 326 Outbound Express. Chronically random bus appearances @ Haymarket. Do u secretly change the schedule each week to run fewer buses?

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@MBTA 326 Outbound Express. Three days in a row, no 5:38, 5:56 late, no announcements at all from staffer. $148 a month? #sad

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

Asap's Fables: The Mouse and Lion are Codependent
#asapsfables #morality

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

Next week I'll be beta testing my new concierge potato delivery app, Tuber. PM me for details.

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

I just committed to ride the Pan-Mass Challenge. Click here to join me! https://t.co/ye2uQrRfGj #pmc2017 via @panmass

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@Andrewrosch HA! Let's shred VT come mud season!

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@ArielWeisberg hey sorry

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@ArielWeisberg heyo

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

.@Intelligent_ly is making a donation through @GiveHope2016 to the @UCSUSA on my behalf. Because they rock! #concernedhuman #GiveHope

[Bennett Fisher @benn_fisher]

America must always be a safe and special place. @realDonaldTrump was very rude last night to a very good show, Hamilton. Apologize! https://t.co/qkOANMcGRm

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@cibrewing graaaaiiiins???

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

To the guy blasting music on the T without headphones: I love Django Reinhardt, crank it up! #minordelayswing

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

Some Bad Hombres is my new Mexican all-tuba marching band name. #debatenight #trumppoetics

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

1346 - 1356: The Black Death
1918 - 1919: The Spanish Flu
2010 - Now: Interactive Video Ads
#apoxuponthem

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

Feeling Fresh Pond fresh. #ruckfunning #nostopping https://t.co/lHkJN77xAh

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

@garyjpetersen could you work a cloud joke into your set tonight? Maybe nimbus? It would blow my date's mind. Looking forward to your show!

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

Sipping sweet wine by the left window of your docked yacht is port port port port.

#dictionarium #sorrynotsorry #wordplayftw

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

An orphan lying on the ground with another broken bone is a prone accident prone accident. #littleorpunandy #upforadoptpun

[Andrew @AndrewRyanGlenn]

#ProTip: To end any phone call, deepen or muffle your voice and quickly state, "This line has been compromised." *click*

#telespionage