Andrew ☆

enormous and smart all the time • 26 • he/him

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Poopies asking “Is there a antidope here?” makes me laugh so fucking hard every time

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Straight up sitting in my room watching Jackass and playing an idler clicker game I’m the chud son

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Just learned about Evil and Hate 💔💔 What are we doing to this beautiful world!?

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

My old coworker said “Here this likes ya hair” and tossed this shirt to me

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

I honestly think I was meant to be a sumac/sesame/barley merchant in ancient Uruk and not a fat white guy that watches movies

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Sandler… Mulaney… Rife… Rogen. Get funny enough and you start to recognize names like this.

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

@suvdodgejourney Hi Journey! I’m soooo blond now

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

I am alive and my life is actually worse than ever and I am blond now fuck me

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

A na’vi going on birthright to a different really big tree

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Drink me grog, lad

[Chis @turbochis]

sipped the cap’n’s grog and now I’m back in the 1700s pillaging villages and plundering ships

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

@turbochis Me and the uncs having a woke block party soon

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Woke is back, youngbloods!

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

ZOHRAN I AM A CHIMNEYSWEEP IN QUEENS AND I VOTED FOR YOU 120 TIMES

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

It’s Text Your Ex Halloween

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

@bellanati0n Hiiii

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Does anyone even respect union spokesmen anymore…

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

@morekissing Do you fuck with sweethearts that make $20/hr at an arthouse theater

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

U2 just put their new album on my phone

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Send me pictures ❤️

[Andrew ☆ @AndrewSchle]

Anyone fuck with 63 year olds that make $20/hr?