I’ve done a lot of promos over the years. This was the coolest. Shoutout The Martian!
My new special LIFE comes to @netflix March 4th. We’re watching as a family! INDULGE!
BREAKING: Rep. James Comer says he is no longer pursuing an investigation into Les Wexner over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein’s child trafficking network.
The Epstein Class playbook 101. Fund both sides of the war/policy. Disgraceful. They have no love or loyalty to America. We are simply a vessel for them to exploit for their own enrichment. if we want Americans to have faith in our institutions The Epstein Class must receive the highest punishment of the law imaginable.
🚨 Howard Lutnick's family firm bought up the rights to tariff refunds for 20-30 cents on the dollar after Liberation Day last year.
Today, the Supreme Court struck the tariffs down. For every $100 invested, Lutnick's sons just made 3-5x.
Welcome to Crony Corrupt America.
Epstein-Maxxing in the front row is wild 🤷♂️
Faces blurred so Comedy Cellar doesn’t get sued.
BTW I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my Ubers and Subways are in good shape. There are no deep pools of water in my apartment and I’m a pretty good swimmer.
The Epstein files email that everyone missed…
@esaagar is on Flagrant right now breaking down how the new files are more evil that we thought and who’s the next Epstein. INDULGE!
Halftime show was objectively incredible. If you didn’t like it you’re hating or don’t understand fun. They turned a stadium into a house party. An impossible task executed effortlessly. Bravo 👏
Kalshi raised $1B at an $11B valuation.
A decade ago, only a few thousand people knew what a prediction market was.
Eighteen months ago, most prediction markets were banned - until we overcame the government to set them free.
Over the past seven years, our community has opened up an entirely new category.
Today, Kalshi is trusted, used, and loved by millions of people. It’s a part of everyday culture, and it’s driving one of the most important shifts in consumer behavior in recent history.
The time has finally come for prediction markets to achieve their full potential and we are intent on making that happen.
To all the believers and the early adopters: thank you.
Freedom means you can complain. That’s the good news. The bad news? Russia and China have capitalized on our right to complain. They’re the digital Shakespearean Iago, hiding in the shadows, magnifying & egging it on, until we commit political, economic & cultural suicide.