Salters Gillandi 🇪🇺

Thinks globally,acts hillbilly.Hungry when awake.NIL by Tory.Ayresome streaker,FMTTM co-founder,Boro FC on EVERYTHING,a drinking guy with a footy problem 🍺 ⚽️

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@DavidHenigUK I'd rather face the strait of hormuz.

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@FlipLondonTours Think Keith Levene wins hands down on style front, those boots are wild.

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So I told the Doc to give me something for the pain but leave the swelling

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@BotFinderUK His neighbours got it even worse.

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Never been the same #Southampton since Benny Hill died. They lost all their fun. Seems all cheating, beating, sneering, shit-posting now, personified by the paranoid ramblings of Two Ton Ted Le Tissier. Thank fuck Ernies ghostly gold-tops are still rattling in their crates. #boro

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@reluctantnicko Greame Souness describes how he couldn't get near him the first time he came up against him for Boro V So'ton and that was when Ball was coming to the end of his career. Done for touch, balance and movement.

[Byline Times @BylineTimes]

By the time he was announced as Reform UK's candidate against Andy Burnham in the #Makerfield by-election, Robert Kenyon's previous Reform UK X account had been mysteriously suspended. We found the archive. 419 tweets. Here's what they reveal. 🧵 1/12 https://t.co/iQxjul1TBs

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@SimonBristow8 Hull City will have as much time to prepare for Boro as vice versa. A level playing field.

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@mick_a11 Need deploying on Ladgate Lane to take the Bally-Bikers out.

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@PaulMas69087767 No sir, Smelt by name.

But not by nature. 😉

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@CarManToday Best job in the country at the time being Eric's chauffeur I'd have thunk.

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@untypicalboro Educating Rita ✌️

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@centre_right_ Let's hope Farage is also relieved of his office and gets to ride in a police car.

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Say what now?

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

For years Trump has demonized China.

Today Trump folds, because his own country is spiraling out of control.

“We’re going to have a fantastic future together. I have such respect for China. The job you’ve done. You’re a great leader. I say it to everybody.”

How much longer before Trump announces we will become communist?

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@GraemeBandeira @footballontnt All men of course. Something a bit shamanic about them. Centuries in the New Forest, still a bit of the iron-age about em and perhaps a smattering of tree-worshipping Druidism. Very curious.

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If Peter Thiel and Palantir are involved here, as I suspect, I have full confidence in Tim the IT guy at the EFL phishing him out. #boro #saints

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 EFL asked to obtain records & digital footprint that could prove Southampton have spied on rivals more than once

👇 Full story 👇

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@lippyent Ask the experts @TripeUK

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@GraemeBandeira And perhaps a bit of poetry with the music to complete the pic.

"And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed its banks,
And Englands far and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks,
"Play up! Play up! And play the game!"

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@GroomB Glasgow Empire where no turn goes unstoned.