Andrew Stoltzfus

It's a great day to be alive. Husband, father, and Head Varsity Coach with Manheim Central Girls Soccer. Thoughts shared here are my own. ⚒ 🐍

[Andrew Stoltzfus @AndrewStoltzfus]

@MLSMoves @Union_Nate He’s been rumored to be leaving since he got here

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@tombogert MLS has to start using the lines for offside.

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@4TheCrewPodcast @Intermiamicfhub We only sell our worst players to conference rivals.

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Legend.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Warrior. ✊

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Ernst Tanner was right about everything.

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Somewhere in a dark room, Jack McGlynn is sitting alone and kissing the Houston badge.

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@Kevin_Kinkead Why did Baribo sit?

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@Gsaintvil @MLS @PhilaUnion

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@Nisdog @BenBrecher18 @thegoalkeeper Bad decisions come with bad outcomes

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@greatlaake @fccincinnati Curtin’s available. Bring in another Philly sloppy seconds.

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100% not a foul on Fulham. No way that goal should be disallowed.

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@TaylorTwellman Wait I thought this was a USMNT unique problem.

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Just imagine how many he would have by now if he was played by the former coach…

[MLS Communications @MLS_PR]

With his first-half goal, @PhilaUnion forward Tai Baribo scored his 25th goal with the club in his 50th game, becoming the fastest player in Union history to reach the mark, surpassing Julián Carranza (54 games).

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Seriously. Does this franchise sell less uniforms because of the lack of players that we fans want to rep or from sheer lack of any identity in the design?

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This franchise is so hard to love. Can’t put a competent product on the field and then dresses them in plain white uniforms with black numbers? Just tell us you don’t want to sell a single jersey.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

At the half.

(Presented by Donovan Air, Electric & Plumbing)

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“Everyone check under your seat. If you have the envelope taped to the bottom of your seat you have won an upgraded seat to the Union bench! The honor comes with a free Union goalkeeper full kit and gloves!”

[Joe Tansey @JTansey90]

Pierce Holbrook was injured during warmups.

Andrew Rick is the only goalkeeper warming up right now.

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@TomDeMartini1 @CVSDeagles @MTSD_ATHLETICS That’s not Manheim Central

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Name one time Ernst Tanner has been wrong. I’ll wait.

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This Open Cup game is the most Open Men’s style professional game I’ve ever seen.

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@stevienguyen08 @PhilaUnion @opencup I’ve got my team to worry about! Got ELCO away that Monday.