Pound Land Duck Dynasty

Husband and father. Occasional dick head. I wear my sunglasses at night and I once wore a hat indoors 🏳️‍🌈

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[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

GTA 6 won't release this year. Will announce a delay in April. Bookmark this tweet

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@CraigHope_DM @TomCollomosse Craig lad do you want to fuck off

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@Leonard_Leazes @__37JH @john_nufc42 Come on @john_nufc42 unblock these lads. They’re good boys just trying to do better in life

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

I reckon I could have scored at least 17 goals against these. Would be like playing against the boys team

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo shouts to the camera after the FT whistle:

🗣️ "I'M BACK! I'M BACK!"

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@BR10___ Anything less than 12 is embarrassing

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@__37JH @NUFC

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@NUFC go on

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Lucas Bergvall informs Tottenham Hotspur of preference to seek new challenge elsewhere. 20yo midfielder targeted by clubs in PL + Europe & #THFC aware of wish to leave this summer for fresh start. #Sweden int’l contracted until 2031 @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/UHOHwVgN7U

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@nufcToon2284 Never heard of the cunt and he has me blocked haha

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@FrancisChipp UNDERSTOOD

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I’m absolutely sure the stadium announcement was supposed to be the start of the year if not earlier.

Starting to think PiF are about as serious as my ambitions to be president of Nigeria

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

🚨 Understand #nufc owners PIF have held talks with KKR / Arctos Partners - US-based private equity firm - over investment that would be used to partly finance stadium investment.

Am told there have been talks with multiple groups in recent months. This one was preliminary / exploratory. @hellierd first reported.

They have investments in NBA, NFL, NASCAR - and Liverpool and PSG.

No decision taken yet on stadium but further proof an ambitious project is moving / being war gamed.

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@gw850 It’s mental. We wasted so much money last summer and people cry about it.

My issue with PiF is it takes to long to get a transfer or something strategic signed off and the face the stuck with Howe.

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@Ellis_86 Not one lie in what I said. I’ve been hyper critical about Newcastle in the past.

This doesn’t bother me in the slightest

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@__37JH @ToonIanB @OfficielKaybaye That’s always been a massive concern of mine.

Like it feels we need approval from everyone in Saudi Arabia before we get to go ahead on a transfer

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

Newcastle had a bid accepted and the lad stalled to hope a “bigger” team came in.

I’m usually critical of the club with slow deals but nowt we can do about this one.

The meltdown is unbelievable

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇪🇸

Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause.

All set to be signed and another big surpise. 🧨

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@__37JH @OfficielKaybaye Spot on, everyone is going on like he was a world beater. I’d put money on that 99% of people have never seen him play apart from flashy highlights on YouTube

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@OfficielKaybaye I am however concerned the club seem lost at doing more than 1 deal at a time

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@__37JH It happens and I think it’s been obvious it’s been coming.

That Italian nonce has been putting it out so much clearly on the agents part to drum up extra interest

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

Why Frank will forever be the king 👑

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

Been VERY reliably told Newcastle United will NOT be signing Zadok Yohanna 🇮🇪or Victor Munoz 🇪🇸 ❌

[Pound Land Duck Dynasty @AndrewSuperDad]

@Colin_B_1970 @m3gamarvatron Just a sprinkle of dust comes out

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@Colin_B_1970 @m3gamarvatron Hopefully he milks himself on his onlyfans