Andrew Thompson

Bestselling writer of 11 books. Enjoys a cold beer. 'Spiders, Clowns, and Great Mole Rats' out now...

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

FFS. Has there ever been a less-deserved retention of the Ashes? From the Bairstow debacle to this rain-soaked fiasco, it’s an absolute farce that smirking Australia have ended up with the urn still in their hands. England comfortably the better side as this Test showed. Gutting.

[Modern Idioms @Modern_Idioms]

@AndrewTWriter published a great book on common phrases and expressions: "Hair of the Dog to Paint the Town Red". We're wondering if you'd be interested in our modern idioms book too?

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