Andrew Allen

Faith, Family, Video Games. Stress Level Zero. Cones of Dunshire world champion. Proud sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

why tf was coleman domingo building the backrooms in disclosure day

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

This is pretty brilliant

Charisa Bossinakis

[8BitBoi @TheComicQuest]

We have rebuilt your entire childhood home in order to help prepare you emotionally for Full Disclosure.

[John Macgowan @john_macgowan]

The reason Disclosure Day isn't resonating is the whole plot revolves around using broadcast television to change the world, a concept that anyone under the age of 55 finds completely unbelievable. The movie starts with a weather woman sperging out and making weird sounds live on air and that's meant to go viral? In Australian television that's any given broadcast. In real life the network would bombard youtube with copyright take down notices, no one would ever know it happened. Then they broadcast the government secrets to the whole world on one station's rig? Why didn't they just post it online? That's never explained! It probably would have been a cool movie in 1999.

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6’8” multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

found the first conspiracy theory that I believe

[Nat ♡ Nikki Freeman's No.1 Fan @PN92536]

never deleting tiktok

[tyler hogge @thogge]

I look at my kids and think: “there is zero chance that anyone has ever loved anyone as much as this. No chance.”

Then I realize every single parent feels the exact same.

Then I realize everyone is someone’s kid.

Then I think I need to be much kinder to everyone.

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

Listen before I go on i wanna make something clear. Ihavahunchanota fan of Facebook

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Never forget - inflation was TRENDING DOWNWARDS, trending towards the Fed’s target rate of 2%, and THE US ECONOMY WAS TRENDING TOWARDS NORMALIZATION FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2019

And the dumbest fucking people in the world voted for a guy who has completely single-handedly reversed those trends thru his own domestic and foreign policy decisions

[Anand Sanwal @asanwal]

The 4 types of college essays

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

What?