Andrew Summers

Just here for the dirty fuckin dangles, boys

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Delivered a shit-ton of Coors Lite to Walmart today and if that's a barometer for my 2020 I'm fuckin' outta here.

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@McChopp Smh. Don't miss that part lol

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@Aaron_Lysne @kvellingflower MA BOI ❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌 DIRTY FUCKIN DANGLES

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All haul Marc-Andre Fleury
#VGKvsPIT #savefleury #GoKnightsGo

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It's a cold day in hell when @whoisceo3 wakes up before I do. Must be recording again today!

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Air conditioner is getting taken out of my window today.
It's the MOST wonderful time of the year.

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Heyo @tacobell, you gonna bring back the Wild Naked Chicken Chalupa 'er no?... be super cool if ya did...

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Woke up this morning to find an NHL TV subscription on my credit card. Like how DARE they charge me for something I know I would have bought anyway?!?!
#assholes #VGKWorldwide #hawkey #checkyourchicklets

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@theCJOConnell Bob O'Connell is a champ and a half

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@YoursTrulyBecks @Aaron_Lysne YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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@YoursTrulyBecks "Well (insert child's name here) looks like you're doing dishes!"

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@Aaron_Lysne Why TF are you so cute

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*goes to bed early
*stays up looking at golden retrievers on Instagram
*realizes this is Twitter
*fu--

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24 days until @GoldenKnights hockey and also my birthday.

I wear a size "front row behind home net" in case anyone was wondering.

[EastWest @theCJOConnell]

Me whispering to my coffee pot at 7:30am: “yo lemme get some of that coffee”

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@BrickToTheHouse "Mentally healthy guy with a gun".
Fixed it for you.
Let's just agree to disagree.

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Yo for real is it hockey season yet?
#VGKWorldwide #NHL20 #waiting

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My life has meaning

[Netflix Queue @netflixqueue]

#BigMouth has been renewed for THREE more seasons!

Additionally, Brutus Pink (the newly formed animation production company from creators Nick Kroll, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin & Jennifer Flackett) have signed a multi-year deal to produce animated series and films for Netflix

[controlled disaster @kvellingflower]

is it hockey season yet?