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Tell me your best jokes.

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@theblockspot Durant, Lamar Jackson

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@astros That sounded crazy. Like a tree snapping in half

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@MasonWTF Josh Cribbs

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@EmmanuelAcho Agreed. In the NBA if you are planning on driving the lane but the defender beats you to the spot, it's a charge. Doesn't matter if you knew the defender was there--they beat you to that spot.

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One of the greatest tweets of all time.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.

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@PeteThamel Georgia football pretending to be the morality police is cringe. This is from a guy that likes UGA

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Lauren. Allred. That's the tweet.

[Texas Tech Softball @TexasTechSB]

Lauren. Allred. Cinema.

@NCAASoftball x 📹ESPN2

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@CollinRugg @SHumphreyTV This is one of the most heroic things I've ever seen

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

AMEN SAVES KEVIN DURANT'S HISTORIC NIGHT 🚨

Amen Thompson hits the game-winner for the Rockets the same night KD passed MJ on the all-time scoring list 🚀

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Shaboozey + Bigxthaplug was one of the best rodeo concerts I've been to in a long time

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@RichOToole We've got Michelin restaurants outside the Beltway. #ColdTake

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨BREAKING! AMAZING footage flooding out of Iran RIGHT NOW, massive crowds of Iranians CHEERING, BLAZING their car horns, waving flags, and straight-up CELEBRATING like it’s liberation day as the Khamenei regime CRUMBLES at the hands of Trump!

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Damn I haven't heard from Al green since literally the last SOTU

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THE GOAL HEARD AROUND THE WORLD 🥇🥇 #WINTEROLYMPICS

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

🚨 WATCH: The American flag rises over the ice as Team USA, gold medals shining, belts out The Star-Spangled Banner in full voice.

No politics. No hesitation.

Just unity and pride filling the arena

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@RaiderTy92 Very accurate take

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@_janetmiranda @geeezy321 Paul Wall and Chamillionaire are both from Jersey Village

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@McClain_on_NFL A lot of people don't realize that the population center of Harris County is not even inside 610. It's near oak forest on 290 and steadily moving Northwest. That provides some context for the move

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@TomSRamsey2 @HCP4__Briones I was so excited to see the Texans announce a new facility in NW Harris County. It's awesome that commissioners from opposite parties worked together to make this happen. Well done! Great job coming together on something that benefits all houstonians