Andrew Witten

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla absolutely SMASHED expectations. Blowout quarter, with deliveries up 25% YoY.

This was @Tesla's 4th best vehicle delivery quarter EVER.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla just had its best Q2 ever for vehicle deliveries.

• Q2 2026: 480,122
• Q2 2025: 384,122
• Q2 2024: 443,996
• Q2 2023: 466,140
• Q2 2022: 254,695
• Q2 2021: 201,250
• Q2 2020: 90,650
• Q2 2019: 95,200
• Q2 2018: 40,740

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

It is heartbreaking.

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals that SpaceX was forced to strap a seal to a board and put headphones on it to test sonic boom sounds

"We were forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put headphones on the seal, and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed. This is an actual thing that happened. This is actually real. I have pictures."

Lex Fridman: "I would love to see this."

Elon Musk: "Yeah. I mean, sorry, there's a seal with headphones. Yes, it's a seal with headphones strapped to a board. And the amazing part is how calm the seal was."

Lex Fridman: "Because if I was a seal, I'd be like, this is the end. They're definitely going to eat me. How will the seal, when the seal goes back to other seal friends, how are they going to explain that?"

Elon Musk: "They're never going to believe them. It's sort of like getting kidnapped by aliens and getting an anal probe. You come back and say I swear to god I got kidnapped by aliens and your seal buddies are never going to believe him. And by the way we had to do it twice."

Lex Fridman: "They let him go twice? You had to catch the same seal?"

Elon Musk: "Well no, different seal."

[Astro Greek @astro_greek]

My favorite Elon moment

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Spencer Pratt: "If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait.

We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame."

[Andrew Witten @AndrewWitten14]

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX 30% JP Morgan

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Ken Paxton’s opening campaign ad just ended James Talarico. I can’t believe Democrats nominated this dude. Jasmine Crockett would have been a much tougher opponent.

[TERFs ‘r’ us ©️ @Terfs_R]

Man in dress raped his own children - his 9 year old daughter and his 8 year old son.

Will serve his sentence in a WOMEN’S PRISON!!!!

WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU MORONS GOING TO WAKE UP??????

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Comment, like, repost to enter

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Vivek Ramaswamy won every single county in Ohio.

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨 GREG BROCKMAN JUST CONFESSED UNDER OATH

Q: You have an ownership interest in this cap profit company.

Brockman: That is accurate.

Q: And you invested $0 in order to acquire that interest. Correct?

Brockman: That is also accurate.

Q: Your ownership interest in this for-profit is valued today at more than $20 BILLION Correct?

Brockman: Yes.

Q: In fact, it may be closer to $30 BILLION. Correct?

Brockman: I think that may be true. Yes.

Brockman invested $0. Walked away with $20–30 billion.

Musk donated $38 million plus the office rent. Got $0 personally.

This is unjust enrichment, captured in his own testimony.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They have both been in office for YEARS, never did a thing. Then, suddenly, 4 days before our Mayoral debate…NOW they’re doing what I’ve been calling for the whole time? They really think you’re stupid.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Last week it was revealed Hamas is systemically raping Palestinian women in Gaza.

Yesterday it was revealed Hamas clerics are raping young Palestinian boys.

This morning it was revealed the Islamic Republic is raping female prisoners.

Barely a word in the media.

Weird.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 RFK Jr. just showed America that Sen. Warnock (D-GA) is an absolute DOPE 🤣

WARNOCK: You made cuts to the rabies office!

RFK JR: “There’s 1-3 rabies cases PER YEAR in the US! I think ONE PERSON manning that office can handle that traffic!” 😂🔥

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

Year of our Lord 2026: Democrat US Senator openly rooting for Iran to defeat the US in battle. Every Dem on the Hill ought to be hounded today by every reporter to answer for this lunatic.

[Andrew Witten @AndrewWitten14]

@Mike_kim714 I'm in

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

A Palestinian Islamic preacher in Jerusalem sends a message to ‘Queers for Palestine’ in the West:

“Once Palestine is free, not a single homosexual will be allowed to live in our pure land. Such perverted abominations will not be accepted among us.”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump DROPS this video of Elon Musk calling out STACEY ABRAMS' jaw-dropping NGO scam

"The $2 billion to Stacey Abrams' NGO that basically didn't EXIST, and suddenly gets $2 BILLION awarded from the federal government!"

"You know who complains the loudest and with the most amount of fake, righteous indignation? The fraudsters. It's a tell!" @elonmusk

[Andrew Witten @AndrewWitten14]

@QTHESTORMM in