Andrew Jacoby

“it’s hard to have fun in a place like this, but I do my best”

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

WHO PLAYED 25 TURNPIKE TROUBADOURS SONGS IN A ROW ON TOUCHTUNES?

Me : standing in the corner

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Anyone else notice that when one of our heroes was assinated in cold blood if front of thousands of people including his wife and young kids that not a single store in America had to board up their windows?

That tell us everything you need to know.

[Colby Acuff @ColbyAcuff]

Such a sad day.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Charlie Kirk is a father and a husband. He is a human. I don’t care if you politically disagree with him nothing justifies this sick act.

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Me: “Thank god we have a 3 day weekend so I can finally catch up on some housework.”

Me for the entirety of the 3 day weekend:

[The Ghost of Cayenne @RIPCayenne]

Oh no a frag on the pray

[Colby @deadsmurfwalkin]

God Toby Keith was really onto something when he said I should’ve been a cowboy

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the spanish-american war

[Joshua D Phillips @JoshPhillipsPhD]

Students shouldn’t read The Great Gatsby in high school

Wait until you’re 27. Have your heart broken. Get disillusioned by corporate America. Have a few nights where you drank too much

Then read Gatsby

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Give this man another drink

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

When you finally get to show your grandkid who the fuck Sturgill Simpson is

[Google Gemini @GeminiApp]

Meanwhile, in a land far, far away...

#madewithgemini #veo3

[Emily Youcis @AlfredAlfer77]

Me when attempting to order Taco Bell from a location staffed by black people

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

Aaaaand scene.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Tomorrow is Juneteenth. Don’t forget to sit out some watermelon for Harriet Tubman or you won’t get a pack of Newports