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Software & Arts / Principal Engineer

[AJ @Andrew_AJ_Jones]

I just installed my operating system in 27 seconds. 🔥#omarchy

[AJ @Andrew_AJ_Jones]

👀wait, have I been lied to my whole life? My date of birth is not valid?!

[InfoSecSherpa 🏔️ @InfoSecSherpa]

@SwiftOnSecurity Dance like nobody’s watching, but write an email like it will be read aloud in court one day.

[Scott Johnson @scottjohnson]

Pretty depressing that this year was simultaneously one of the BIGGEST and best years in gaming history, and one of the BIGGEST and worst years gaming industry layoffs. I know it's all about 'futures' and 'investors' but it really sucks.

[Ill-Defined Space @John__Holst]

As for what a treemap would look like accounting for nearly all 2023 spacecraft deployments, here's mine...it's unreadable:

3/

[Will Kennard @WillKennard]

In about 3 weeks I’ll be looking for a trail cohort for my new online strength training platform. It’ll be free and you’ll get access to recipes, a 3 day/week workout plan and loads of tutorial videos, all I need in return is detailed feedback. Let me know if you’re interested 🏋🏼‍♂️

[Martin Fowler @martinfowler]

NEW POST: Many software teams pack too much work into their iterations. Teams will usually run better when they have deliberate slack, as it allows their delivery to be more predictable and gives them time to improve their environment.

https://t.co/YW7NtxVVt2

[web3 is going just great @web3isgreat]

Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, and other celebrities charged for illegally touting Justin Sun's tokens

March 22, 2023
https://t.co/KZ4cZhedqN

[AJ @Andrew_AJ_Jones]

@TechLloyd @brunns "microservices severely impacted our ability to make cross-binary changes" 😂

[AJ @Andrew_AJ_Jones]

I spent a bunch of the weekend working but I did get the chance to playing a paper Magic The Gathering events for the first time in years at Patriot Games in Sheffield.

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Shout-out to everyone on-call, but still trying to have a "normal" weekend:

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Uber just released its Q2-2022 numbers and trumpeted that it had finally achieved cash-flow positivity - and it only took 13 years and $32 billion in losses! So has Uber finally turned a corner? Will the company finally attain profitability and repay those billions?

Nope. 1/

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

The city of Derby is bidding to become the new home of Great British Railways - and we're pleased to support the bid! 🐏🚉

Back the bid by voting! 👇

#DCFC #dcfcfans

[Matt (Tech) Lloyd @TechLloyd]

Sunak and Truss think you're too stupid to check the facts, and by reducing the number of refugees or deporting people they can appeal to an inherent bias in us all. Their belief is so strong that you are unable to overcome this bias they are betting their bid to become PM on it.

[Ricky Wild @wildlogicgames]

Happy #screenshotsaturday everyone!
I’ve been refining #Doombreaker combat system. Eliminating input to action lag, improved UI behaviours,new attacks & more. It’s a work in progress but now better.

What have my fellow #indiedev been working on? Share your work below 👇

[𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗴𝗵 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @Damientg]

I expected better of you Robert*, especially given your Party Leader and Prime Minister has just left office due to playing fast and loose with the true for political advantage and a overall lack of integrity. 1/3

*Don't know why in hidesight.

[Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋 @m_crouton]

Can you stand it???? #cute #cow #rescue

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 ✊

We are delighted to confirm that Clowes Developments (UK) Ltd has completed a deal to acquire Derby County Football Club.

Lifelong supporter David Clowes, who owns the Derbyshire-based property group, is our new owner 🐏🖤🤍

#DCFC

[Amanda Silver @amandaksilver]

I’ve heard of a chaos monkey, but “beaver resiliency” is a new category for distributed application testing.

[Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋 @m_crouton]

Stop doom scrolling and check out the GOAT #timelinecleanser