Andrew Carney

HVACR Technician , Thrones is life , work hard n party even harder!!!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If your Snapchat story is over 100 seconds, you'd better be doing backflips with Jesus because your life is not that interesting

[Andrew Carney @Andrew_Carney_]

@TheWeirdWorld so true

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

We have breaking news…

Bartolo Colon hit his 1st career home run…

#BigSexy #Legend

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the “ABCs” in my head to remember which letter comes next.

[Quran Thomas @quran_thomas]

Don't drive with me if you don't like the heat on!!

[The Tasteless Gentlemen show @TastelessGents]

HR: On April 21st, you called in sick to work but tweeted "Coachella weekend 2! Poppin' mollys till my face melts"

[Andrew Carney @Andrew_Carney_]

@PoopifaceT @BleacherReport @AP no I get tht totally but cmon man it's still cheating whether or not ur up by 38 pts

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Kids today will never understand the struggle

[andy @AndrewCarrolll]

I wouldn't be able to fulfill my dreams without my parents https://t.co/tDUJ8Ih4Ud

[Andrew Carney @Andrew_Carney_]

Lmfao Kanye clownin 😂😂 https://t.co/NEtOgTtTaK

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mark Cuban says Kevin Durant, not Russell Westbrook, is the "one superstar" on the Thunder. https://t.co/KsZevnSUxE

[Andrew Carney @Andrew_Carney_]

Lmfaoo https://t.co/YH9Ie6bWtT

[Andrew Carney @Andrew_Carney_]

@Mark_Kazzz Cleveland had the worst fanbase for every sport they have 😂😂