Andrew Legge

A normal dude who writes stuff in his spare time. He/him. listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.

[Andrew Legge @Andrew_Legge]

Who is the all time best Simpsons guest star and why is it @HarveyFierstein

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@Sportsnet Be cool if I coulda watched it happen seeing as all my devices are in the right region. Y’all suck.

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@as_per_danielle I ain’t just a river in Egypt

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@ChesterM222 Are they only paying one head coach right now?

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Rumors have been going around all day that a bombshell story about Trump is about to break — reportedly within the next few days. No details on what it’s all about, although it apparently involves photos. Whatever it is, it’s supposedly “devastating.”
#OctoberSurprise

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@Theonlystowie

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@Theonlystowie Sir, I have respect for geographic accuracy. I grew up in Vancouver. PROPER.

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@Theonlystowie Ha! Context only. I always say south surrey. But you’d be surprised how many people don’t know what that is! I’m like at the border, white rock

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@Theonlystowie I sorta do just to give people context. It should all be one municipality if there’s gonna be two at all

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@Theonlystowie SOUTH Surrey. He’s unfortunately gonna win. I hate it here.

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WTF is this shitty Pierre Pollievre short film?

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@theredmond @thesuperficial Those were some selective musings she was reading

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@baddestmamajama Huge this guy energy

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@JYSexton Sounds like something a thief would say to justify stealing something. Well, it wasn’t worth anything anyway. Well it was worth enough to you to steal it. The gall, man.

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Shout out to 80s and 90s hockey cards.

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@as_per_danielle Welllllllllcome to the stage MIIISSSsssssssssstyyyyyy

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@BrynnTannehill How does one make this grid without Charles Barkley?

[Andrew Legge @Andrew_Legge]

The theatrical cut is usually the right choice.

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@thereisnojayjay The person that booked Mulaney and cut him a surely obscene check:

[Andrew Legge @Andrew_Legge]

@baddestmamajama I believe one of his early punchlines was about an earlier stint of sobriety where he couldn’t blame things he said on booze. “I’m loud and mean. It will probably happen again.”