Andrew Minyard

#3

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Basically, what I'm saying is: Fuck off.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Social distancing is the best thing to ever happen to me. The only shame is that you can still hear people from 6 feet away.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Neil keeps obsessing over how small my hands are. My hands may be small, but my rage is big. I can still fucking stab you.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

The stupid levels are dangerously high today. Better stay home.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

@giu_twt I- What?

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Who the hell is Wonho and why has he been in my feed all week?

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

There better be cake when I wake up.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Fuck this shit.

Retweet if you agree.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Hug your mother if she isn't a psychotic cunt.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% done with your fucking shit.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

@occlumence I'm not sure "alive" is how I would phrase it, but hey.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Calm down the season is about to start.

[Crypto Vikings @CryptoVikings7]

I miss Andrew Joseph Minyard so fuckjngn much rn

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

Okay, but did I ask?

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

You are my home. Don't make me say it again.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

@wolfsprout If you do it right there is no morning.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

As if any of this matters anyway.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

No one on the team even has to dress up for Halloween this year. We're all going as trash.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

I could smother Neil with this pillow right now. I won't. But I could.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

You know what a new school year means? A new line up. You know what THAT means? A full year of headaches.

[Andrew Minyard @Andrew_Minyard3]

@wolfsprout I'm generous like that.