Andrew Johnson

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

Before guests come over I hide all the spoons and forks and bring out the metal sporks then insist that is what we always use

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

I think there is someone living in my house. Keep seeing them through the bathroom wall

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

Almost forgot this is the whole point

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

🎶 I've been to the year 2000. Not much has changed but they had the twin towers 🎶

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

Female looksmaxxer named Cleavicular

[Oklahoma Baseball @OU_Baseball]

THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

Ralph is a good name because it is exactly what I need to do whenever I see it

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

YOUR 2025 @NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

#ThunderUp

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

When O.J. Simpson trial juror Gina Rodboro returned home this week, her little girls were delighted to have her back. And no wonder, she lets them get away with murder.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Oklahoma Schools To Teach Students That Tulsa Massacre Was Crime Of Passion From Loving Black People Too Much https://t.co/RmZHQbKFlJ

[Pastors for Oklahoma Kids @pastors4OKkids]

How can anyone say this in Oklahoma with a straight face? This is laughable. 🤣🤣🤣

Atheist/Agnostic make up 7% of Oklahomans according to Pew Research.

[John Waldron @waldron4ok]

The rest is a big tax break for affluent Oklahomans and a big subsidy to private schools that don’t have to be accountable or transparent to the taxpayer. But hey, porn! /16

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

@Delusional_ISU @BoardGeniuses https://t.co/DvDeSmOnQB

[Forrest Bennett @ForrestBennett]

At the State Dept of Ed hearing do-over this morning and @RyanWaltersSupt was asked if he’s changed his mind on rejecting federal dollars.

He chuckled and suggested that things are said during campaigns that aren’t true, and that this was said by someone trying to attack him.

[Andrew Johnson @Andrew_Seth]

@Quinton580 A local news station quoted you and another tweet in this thread
https://t.co/LapzM9cV9V

[Jezebel101 @Jezebel101]

@IwriteOK It is also important to remember this is how the police originally described the incident.

[Peter Greene @palan57]

The "litter boxes in schools" story is the most basic litmus test. Anyone repeating that is a liar. There is no rational "well, maybe" wiggle room. That's someone telling a lie in hopes of whipping up their base.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[Roger Sollenberger @SollenbergerRC]

EXCLUSIVE: Herschel Walker, an anti-abortion absolutist, paid for an abortion in 2009. We have the receipts. Literally. Me @thedailybeast https://t.co/IzOEEg4quN

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

IN A SENTENCE WITH A LIST OF THREE OR MORE ITEMS, THE OXFORD COMMA IS THE COMMA YOU PLACE RIGHT BEFORE THE COORDINATING CONJUNCTION AND LAST ITEM IN THE LIST. IT IS ALSO KNOWN AS A SERIAL COMMA, A SERIES COMMA, OR A HARVARD COMMA. THE OXFORD COMMA IS CONSIDERED OPTIONAL BY ENGLIS