I feel bad for ppl who think they need to be drinking at a social event in order to have fun. I guess I’m the type of person who doesn’t have to rely on drinking the whole time& can have just as much fun if I get hammered before I arrive & spend the next 3 hours there sobering up
Me at 14: *reads three Harry Potter books in one day*
Me at 27: *sees a text that’s longer than 2 sentences* holy shit, I just do not have the time for this
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.