Andrew Ditka

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

I feel bad for ppl who think they need to be drinking at a social event in order to have fun. I guess I’m the type of person who doesn’t have to rely on drinking the whole time& can have just as much fun if I get hammered before I arrive & spend the next 3 hours there sobering up

[Andrew Ditka @Andrew_black_]

@DanAndShay Want to come on our boat any day during the rest of the 4th week. All the liquor and beer. Sleeps 10 so bring your whole team

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

Got a feeling the show in Traverse City tomorrow night is gonna pop off...

[Cartoon MacDonald @WizardMacDonald]

Me at 14: *reads three Harry Potter books in one day*

Me at 27: *sees a text that’s longer than 2 sentences* holy shit, I just do not have the time for this

[Colleen Wright @Colleen_Wright]

me: interested in how the sun shines in our new apartment

boyfriend:

[JzoSports @JzoSports]

Luka Doncic's mom wins the draft and it hasn't even started yet

[youngkingdave @_youngkingdave]

@mineifiwildout

[kai hall @Sladeee4hire]

i just watched a nigga eat a 10 piece nugget wit no sauce 2018 real as fuck

[Andrew Ditka @Andrew_black_]

@mackey2110 @JRichDollar

[mac @mackey2110]

A visual representation of “ope”

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

me to my dog when he leaves me to go sit with one of my friends https://t.co/wQP1T7BUcI

[College Golf @College_Golfers]

🗣Pairings for the first 2 rounds of the US Open:

Tiger, JT and DJ
Phil, Rory and Spieth

Retweet to spread awareness

[Andrew Ditka @Andrew_black_]

Question for people who wear Kangol hats....when did you muster up the confidence to go “hey I bet that goofy fucking hat would look good on my head”?