Andrew Garces

Ecuadorian 🇪🇨

[Andrew Garces @Andrewg_Swag]

Professor: Do you believe in love ?

Me: No my girlfriend cheated on me 3 times and then she moved to Mexico

Professor: Are you serious.

Me: Why would I lie about something like that

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

How close Ecuador was to tying it up

[Marc Love @marcslove]

One of the surviving kids on CNN: I used to want to be a police officer, but now I want to be a surgeon so I can help people.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

ONCE YOU GET CROCS... IT'S REALLY FUCK YO OTHER SHOES 😂

[Dr. Ajayita @DoctorAjayita]

When your cat sees you getting ready for your 3rd date with 3 different guys in 3 days...
https://t.co/h8mQKnEYE3

[‏ٰ @gweisama]

adulthood just discovering half yo family mentally ill

[Polo.G🐐 @Polo_Capalot]

Don’t let shit in life discourage you, you’re in the position you’re in for a reason🙇🏾‍♂️

[7 @goyimpnl]

get that tattoo , ur family is already disappointed in u

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

You a wild man to bite another man’s blunt

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Tellin someone to take a hike is actually really good advice

[Sarah🥰 @sarahhpooh]

Why was wearing a puffer jacket as a kid so embarrassing😂😂😂😂

[DJ Square @thomasthesquare]

someone said my dog looks like Will Ferrell and I can’t unsee it now

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Man this has to be the illest shit ever✌🏾💖 😭 beautiful fuckin game today brother!!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

cussing at school then stopping when i got home was my first mastered skill

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

can’t tell if i need a hug or to get hit by a car

[lexi @aniwive]

i may be ugly but i used to be ugIier