Andrew Reade

[Alexandra Cameron @Alex_Cameron]

Tattooed in my brain

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

how you manage to get run over by google street view LMFAOOOO

[Alex @midsmoker34]

No more dj’s we need steel workers

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

I’m the kinda guy who’s not afraid to loudly scream in fear when the plane goes through minor turbulence

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Hey buddy im going to the fridge to grab another beer. You want one? You want another cold one, brother? Hell im heading over there anyway. Might as well grab you one as well.

[John Christo @WhitePepperESQ]

Jose Altuve on his way to Minute Maid Park to play the Yankees

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Son in the back needs an MRI immediately.

[Fantasy Life @MBFantasyLife]

When she asks you how your draft went

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for Boar’s Head premium deli meats and cheeses

[Geoff Dow @GeoffDow2]

the girls were super loud on the 6hr drive to michigan last week so before we hit the road today we’re watching the highway scene from Final Destination 2

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

The Phantom Menace

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Gordon Ramsay eating a piece of poop I gave him) This is fucking horrible mate... (taking a second bite of poop) Fuck me. This is rotten

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Arthur Shelby origin story