Andrew

roll tide

[PonyACCess @ACCessPony]

What 15 million bought you in 1803 vs what it buys you in 2026

[libz @scarydinosaur2]

#nah

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

Might be the most bitch ass loser tweet I’ve ever seen

[🅱️🅰️Ⓜ️ @itsjustbam3]

Like this

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I’m sorry but we actually need an act of congress to stop bots and scalpers from buying concert and sporting event tickets. Tickets are hundreds of dollars to go the US Open and the amount of empty seats during the most prime time matches is so frustrating.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"they're selling debt packages made up of coachella ticket obligations & door dash loans?"

[Eli @rats7]

they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to

[AJAC @AJA_Cortes]

RFK Jr let's out a high pitched whistle

Dozens of falcons, eagles, birds of prey are flying into the chambers, attacking the senators

Pandemonium

He is on the mic now

"Choose your next words carefully senators, my pets are hungry"

Unreal

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history.

Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.

[ℍ𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕠𝕟⚡️ @HamDawg115]

Me after my family leaves your house on Thanksgiving:

[Andrew @Andrewsinclairr]

@bearswithfangs 🤣 @finebaum 🤡🤡🤡

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

people struggle to understand just how big the Vegas Sphere is

[Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG) @jugboij]

Congratulations sick children, you just got a 5$ donation from yours truly cuz my Publix cashier was an absolute smokeshow

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Chips and Salsa and a Pacifico on a Wednesday afternoon? They’re furious.
Joe Biden just fell off his bike again. Don’t stop

[Fluka Magic @FlukaMagic]

They better pull up to Boston like these two mfs

[Mitch Herring @mitchallman8008]

Stoked to rock the holy trinity today.

[Ganiel Diddens @DGiddensBurner]

LET HIM COOK.

[Andrew @Andrewsinclairr]

@VernFunquist Soft! @altizer_ben @kimjoshh

[MJAY @mjaybrod]

Calvin Ridley and Rodrigo Blankenship crafting a 5 teamer parlay