Beef Wellington Stan

Bedtime is around 10:30-11pm on weekdays

[Beef Wellington Stan @Android645]

A sleep schedule? Yeah I don't know her

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If you see me called up today you’ll know why #usmnt #worldcup #fifa

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@rzdchxrry Stand Atlantic!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Beef Wellington Stan @Android645]

@mooselovedoteth @aevisary I CAME HERE FOR THIS TOO

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*picking the dried zyns off my nightstand*
“She loves me”
“She loves me not”
“She loves me”
“She loves me not”

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What peptides will make my dad come back

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You aren’t gonna fuckin believe this

[Beef Wellington Stan @Android645]

I’m entering a very Latin time of my life I’m afraid

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is now claiming a keto diet can “cure” schizophrenia and erase bipolar disorder.

His evidence: “I saw a study two days ago.”

This isn’t harmless wellness talk. People with serious mental illness are listening.

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@anymanfitness Recipe!

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@hege_money @GenePark Lmk thx.
Andy

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@hege_money Yes

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If outside so good, why are my taquitos inside in the freezer?

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@hege_money That wouldn’t be a barbenheimer

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@TurneyAuth7909 @Catholicizm1 You shouldn’t be a teacher LMFAO

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Ronald Reagan was re-elected the year I was born. It’s been downhill ever since.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies

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@Skipperleigh123 @SpencerHakimian Lmao “freethinking” dumbass

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads