Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ

Not Red, Blue, or Yellow. Somewhere in the middle. There's always an option C.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

This is the way.

[Chesty @ChestyPullerGst]

As always, get smarter, get tougher, get fitter, get networked, get outside. Stay strapped, stay frosty, stay out of the hospital, jail, and morgue. Be polite, be professional, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Be the best kind of friend and the most terrifying kind of enemy.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@DefiantLs He's going to be balding by 15

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@Mike___Kilo You just described women.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@pudgenet Fresh, hot chocolate chip is king, but Oatmeal is second for me. IIWII

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@ccwriter @DefiantLs I didn't say it wasn't justified.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@Bobby_LaVallley That's definitely not a spoon-fed line. Definitely not.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

That was smooth, and didn't do the mag dump into her limp body while screeching, "Drop the knife!"

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Footage released of Fresno police shooting 39 year old Joanna Lopez in California

She was holding a woman hostage with a knife pressed to the victim's neck

The officer acted quickly and shot Lopez before she could hurt the woman. She later died at the hospital.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@AlphaEvolves @CAMELCASTOff Not being fat/dad-bodded instantly puts you in the top 50% of your peer group, at least.

Keep up the hard work.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@SlayYourDay247 @GiaMMacool No "allegedly". Them's facts. 😄

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@GiaMMacool @rob_avis_ramble Easy "yes"

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@newstart_2024 @fluffyguy @ClubShayShay Muscles need calories. If you're in an extreme caloric deficit, you will lose muscle.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

It’s rough out there lately.

Check in on your people.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@CalebPaterik @ShamashAran Your sarcasm detector needs servicing.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@jaffo_studios That chick is probably plotting a mass shooting

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@OMApproach They'll be occupied by a bunch of soft-handed rich folks who won't know jack shit about how to maintain it or claw back from the brink.

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

Things WIVES should never do:

1) Ask husbands to clean someting & then criticize him for not cleaning it "good enough."

2) Criticize or correct him in front of the kids, family, or friends.

3) Use sex, affection, or emotional connection as a reward or punishment.

4) Complain to your mom, sister, coworkers, or friends about him.

5) Expect men to stop being men.
Want a soft, agreeable whipped doormat, sissy who never pushes back, never leads, & just goes along with whatever she wants.
YOU WANT HIM TO HAVE BALLS so stop always undermining him!

6) Turn a simple disagreement into a character attack.
"You never care"
"You’re selfish”
"You're just like your dad"

Instead of addressing the actual issue.

Things HUSBANDS should never do:

1) Only flirt, be kind, engage your wife when you want sex.

2) ) Criticize or correct her in front of the kids, family, or friends.

3) Criticize her body, efforts, or appearance, especially after she’s poured into the home and kids.
Instead offer to help create time for her. Ask questions & LEAD HER!

4) Say they are baby sitting their own kids or make any kind of big deal about taking ALL the kids from time to time. Dads should give mom breaks & take the kids on fun adventures!! You'll have as much fun as the kids if you do this right!

5) Disappear into work, hobbies, the phone, or “I’m tired” on the couch.
Presence is not the same as being in the room.

6) Treat her like a project manager of the home & kids while you just zone out.
Lead. Anticipate. Carry weight without being prompted. MAKE LISTS TOGETHER. 😉

-Expect her to Work 45 hours a week, plan the kids activities, make dinners, do the dishes, do the laundry, read the kids stories, pack the lunches, & then come be your personal porn star at 9pm after she's been ON for 16 hours.

Instead, CREATE SPACE for her.
-Date nights with no kids!
-Time off to just be & recharge.

Marriage isn’t a competition of who does more. You're a team!

Build your spouse up! Encourage them! Over-communicate & plan together! Take breaks & remember to laugh, flirt, & keep dating!!!

“Marriage is not 50/50. It’s 100/100. You both show up all the way, every day, even when the other one doesn’t feel like it.”

Nothing will save the West more than locked-in nuclear families!!! ❤️🙏

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@jeffreyasites @mrddmia Who did the founders just finish fighting when they wrote it?

That's right, their government.

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@Theyblockysnrt @BumpstockBarbie If pure retardium were a reply....

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@KaceeRAllen Trump. He's going to sell most of it to Trump. Bet

[Cᴀʀʟɪꜱʟᴇ @AndroidCarlisle]

@BrassKickerLLC Color me surprised that this isn't Kel-tec