lauren ♡

Recovering people pleaser & full time mess 💁🏻‍♀️

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

*restrictions apply. must agree with me

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship and bring back free speech to America.

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@M_Marakovits @RealMichaelKay @dcone36 if you're in dc for the series, take a quick trip to Sweetwater Tavern in falls church! I'd love to meet you! 🎉🤞

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@lvmvante Im okay with that. She's doing too much. It screams give me screen time

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@novajinx_ Someone Always thinks it's soundproof 🙈

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@King_Eog1984 Totally but you still have to do it 🤷‍♀️

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

who the hell really takes 30 minute naps??? i'm out here knocked out for 3 hours

[Ru baby @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[zellie @zellieimani]

No amount of breathing exercises or journaling can fix the stress of living paycheck to paycheck.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i miss when the future was just dip n dots ice cream not ai & perv glasses

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

"Agriculture uses more water than data centers and golf courses combined"

Bro, we have to eat. We don't need to use Al or play golf. This is a useless argument.

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[Pooya @Pooyaism]

...Is Rachel getting eaten by a fucking dinosaur right now?
Did Rachel just fall into a pool of Lava right now?

Rachel can't catch a fucking break for SHIT in that house.💀

#BB28

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

😑😞🙄 #bb28

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@thisisjackies She got screwed last season 🤷‍♀️ not nominated. not evicted

[khristi💖 @khristianakrj]

AAAAAA #bb28

[lauren ♡ @Andsoooitgoes]

@brittrosenthal Total Matt vibes

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: When did “if you work full-time, you should be able to comfortably afford shelter, food, and the basics” become an extreme leftist belief ??

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.