Stuff My Brain Thinks..

Everyone has the ability to make people happy. Some by entering a room, some by leaving.

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Dateline victims are always "the nicest, happiest" people. That's why I play it safe by being an absolute nightmare to everyone at all times.

#Dateline

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@NoContextHumans Madonna is performing.

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Been on Twitter 8 yrs & can't even get over 1000 followers. Been at 981 for months.

Guru: Manifest it. Make it so. Believe.

Me (checks account): You now have 974 followers.

#FridayFeeling #FF #X #Twitter

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@asherrkiinee The answer is SIX.

The very first sentence says "I HAVE 6 eggs" not I HAD 6 eggs."

Sometimes we overlook the obvious by searching too hard.

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@zakiaonsol Pretty sure the answer is 40.

2 × 1 = 2 plus ONE = 3
3 × 2 = 6 plus TWO = 8
4 × 3 = 12 plus THREE = 15
5 x 4 = 20 plus FOUR = 24
7 x 5 = 35 plus FIVE = 40

Whew! I promise to use my powers for good, not evil. Lol

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@MolecularLab_ @Artofphysique_ I have concluded the answer is 96.

5 + 3 = 8 x THREE = 24
4 + 6 = 10 × FOUR = 40
5 + 7 = 12 × FIVE = 60
9 + 7 = 16 × SIX = 96

Next. I will finally tell you how to get to Sesame Street.

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@EllaJeanrz I think the answer is 39.

4 x 2 + 1 = 9
9 x 2 + 1 = 19
19 x 2 + 1 = 39

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@king_pearxe Dear OP: Take 2 of these every...oh, you already did?

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@JebraFaushay @Jeff_MacG Sad. Who knew someone with tattoos all over their face might have issues?!

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@Corp_Curmudgeon She finally did it! She had so many plastic surgery procedures that time actually propelled FORWARD 20 years. It's called the Darcey & Stacey Effect.

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@MysterySolvents Haute Mess.

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@MysterySolvents Hippy Critical.

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@MysterySolvents Fear of Wang.

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@BarackObama Confidence is silent. Insecurity is loud.

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@RoyIsThaTruth Hoping maybe they'd gift them with a new microphone. I heard clearer audio when Neil Armstrong said "one small step for man..." Sheesh.

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@TheHost_ Breaking: Father does stuff Mothers do everyday and is hailed a Hero. 🙄

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@itsme_urstruly If you type "do a barrel roll" into Google search, your entire screen will spin. Try it!

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@hicasamadim I think the answer is 72.

2 x 2 = 4 multiplied by 2 = 8
5 x 5 = 25 mult. by 2 =50
6 × 6 = 36 mult. by 2 = 72

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@Mollyploofkins He just needs someone to say those 3 special little words to him...

"Boo f*ckin' hoo."

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@globeandmail And I hear she's now fooling around with some guy named Dunkin...

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@6ixbuzztv Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau have one thing in common. They're both in love with Justin Trudeau!