🅰️ndy

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Erling Haaland has returned to Norway, and it looks like he brought home a $750 Whiskey Raccoon from Wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas, Texas. What an authentic piece of American culture.

[Bren @SmeeAgain76]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Any England fan who doesn’t stay up to watch the England game live tonight, is not an actual fan and should be banned from ever posting about football again.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

This was the most satisfying thing you'll see all day

He learned a life lesson

[🅰️ndy @Andy1987w]

@TimKnowd @GriftReport Can't wait to the scrapping from my balcony someone always kicks off

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

a scorcher. red raw. been on the tinnys since 11. work tomorrow. lass tells me to call it there. i tell her am just startin. tops off. i stand tall an mighty in my garden. neighbours peepin over fence in awe. tell phil wind his beak in. he does. i remain dominant. fuckin mug.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Roy Keane on Jordan Henderson 6 years ago...

“I’ve heard people say they want him around the place - for what? Does he do card tricks? Does he have a sing song? Does he do quizzes in the evenings?”

We’re all thinking the same 😂😂😂

[🅰️ndy @Andy1987w]

@TimKnowd @ClayTravis 😂😆😆😆

[🅰️ndy @Andy1987w]

Remove Gary Neville from Sky Sports commentary - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/J9oMYBJdgC via @UKChange

[🅰️ndy @Andy1987w]

I’ve Voted for the Best! https://t.co/PeFdfXYh5Q

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

On this episode of “OW MY BALLS”

[🅰️ndy @Andy1987w]

@ManUnitedMagicc Thought the collar was red

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

Imagine going for a pint then going viral 😂

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

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[GlazerOut Jerseys @Glazeroutjersey]

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