Andy Tate 🍁

Just a guy who likes hiking, craft beer and playing soccer. Social media pays the bills. I’m andytate on Threads and andybtate on Bluesky.

[Andy Tate 🍁 @AndyBTate]

@CFL So stupid. The regular season is now meaningless.

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Varland’s the true closer. Let’s go.

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@9MadHatter @sportslogosnet And wearing Marlins hats. A lot of confusion in that franchise.

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@tomhfh Weird. In Canada we all say Gen Zed.

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@sidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro @J_Pardi Baseball isn't like other major North American Sports. There are two leagues and two league championships. The World Series is a matchup between two champions. We should definitely celebrate and raise the AL pennant.

[Andy Tate 🍁 @AndyBTate]

@akafaceUS All of Canada is paper.

[Mackenzie Gray @Gray_Mackenzie]

Stephen Harper ended his speech with a call to unity #cdnpoli

"In these perilous times, both parties, whatever their other differences, come together against external forces that threaten our independence and against domestic policies that threaten our unity"

[Wab Kinew @WabKinew]

Canada will never be taken over.

Not by China.

Not by Trump.

We will always be the TRUE NORTH strong and free. 🇨🇦

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

LIVE: from the World Economic Forum • EN DIRECT : au Forum économique mondial https://t.co/fcNf3WUYbf

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@Minion7142107 @nbcsnl Wrong on multiple levels lol.

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@BlanketMan77 @nbcsnl Best episode of the season so far.

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@ElliottChirps Hearing that was…surprising.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Empire State of Mind. #WANTITALL

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@sskroughriders @620ckrm Rain or shine, let's go!

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

To all of you wonderfully dear naive & gullible types out there whom I love so much…

If you are angry about my posts on the US becoming a Canadian province: imagine how Canadians felt when an actual leader of a friendly neighboring country floated that idea across the border. Doesn’t feel good; does it? Learn a lesson from it.
😉😘

[Andy Tate 🍁 @AndyBTate]

@vancanadians @BlueJays Right on. Looking forward to my first @vancanadians game this year!

[Andy Tate 🍁 @AndyBTate]

It's a masterpiece. Well done.

[YUNGBLUD @yungblud]

Hello Heaven, Hello. The first single off my new album. 9 minutes and 6 seconds. Tuesday 18th of March. 7pm.

https://t.co/rrp4ocxVWW

[Canada @Canada]

It’s time to #ChooseCanada. 🇨🇦

https://t.co/QpzS8MNI13