Andy Benoit

nurse, gamer, metal head, fantasy football enthusiast, husband and father... not necessarily in that order *ehem* he/him

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@JeffRatcliffe looking at my end of roster dynasty holds… Devontez Walker, Treylon Burks, Fluornoy, Metchie, Tyquan Thornton. I can hold 3, what you think? 🎯

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@TheFFdynasty traded away DJ Moore for RJ Harvey 1:1, what yall think about that

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@JeffRatcliffe I know we don’t like to send our future 1sts… but would you send a late 27 1st for Breece? I might be able to acquire him for a single 1st. I’m a strong contender this year and Hall is still young

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Want to know why Congress is doing nothing on AI?

AI oligarchs have already spent over $185 million buying politicians this year.

There it is. It’s no more complicated than that.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

First rule of holes, if you find yourself in one…. Stop digging.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you think that’s crazy you are gonna lose your god damn mind when you find out about the president

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I’m not going back to Target. And you shouldn’t, either.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Quiet. Part. Loud.

[Halli @iamharaldur]

The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning, also there is no war.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Democrats be like:

"Let's run him anyway"!!!!

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@FG_Dolan I tried so hard to get him for my ‘26 2nd in dynasty last year

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@jeffphowe Hm similar story as last year with Tee Higgins… gonna have to meet the price point on SOMEONE

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@FFHitman @TheFFBallers Tank Commander Brisset

[Breece Hall @BreeceH]

Damn we sure got a lot of money in Florham Park all these contracts dudes signing🤣🤣🤣

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

Translation: The Democratic base is moving to the left, and conservatives who would never vote Dem are mad about it.

But centrists will tell you that this is evidence that the party should move right to court conservatives who will never vote Dem, alienating the base.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

Libs: vote for Gavin
Left: what’s his platform?
Libs: what do you mean?
Left: what’s he offering?
Libs: FUCK YOU, selfish prick, my friends are being killed by ICE, how the fuck dare you make demands!
Left: oh, sorry, is Gavin anti-ICE?
Libs: no, he wants to triple their budget

[Andy Benoit @AndyBenoit]

@briebriejoy Progressives JUST showed us that “vote blue no matter who” isn’t a thing any more. They will watch it all burn before voting for another “center” corporate schill. And we need progressive votes. Fun tidbit, “schill” tried to autocorrect to “Achilles”

[Dan Schneier @DanSchneierNFL]

Edit: damnit someone told me just now this is AI. Went from my favorite video of 2026 to oh crap AI is getting good