Andy Austin

He/They
Corgi dad
Tofu-eating wokerati

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Stop giving airtime to terf MPs with GB News aspirations

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Fucking hell this really might be the one that gets me off Twitter altogether. I want to puke

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Been in the toilet queue less than 5 mins and the two guys behind me have gone from

"What's your name love, nice to meet you", to
"You're my best mate you know, I don't tell you enough"

Bloody love Pride

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Why does my dog look like Bruce Forsyth ffs

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Thinking about the maelstrom of emotions I felt at this precise moment

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

That What Beats Rock game is so much fun and also speaks the truth!

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Can you imagine a world where at this year's Glasto, Green Day were given the Sunday night to celebrate the 20th anniversary of American Idiot and just did the whole album

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

People still out here questioning whether white privilege exists when a rich white former president is questioning whether a Black woman is even Black

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Can scarcely believe that all this is happening in a place that I myself went to college when I was 17. Southport is not this kind of place and don't let the Tommy Robinson nutters convince otherwise. The murders are unspeakably awful and so is any violence that follows it.

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

This global IT snafu. Why do I feel like I'm in the pre-credits sequence of Episode 1 of a low budget post-apocalyptic cable drama where the leads are a grizzled father who escaped the collapse of Silicon Valley and a young, petulant teenager who has no memory of before The Event

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

People sometimes think that we're overreacting by saying we can never be friends with a Tory or feel safe around them. This shit is why. If you are a minority, especially if you are LGBTQ+, the Tories are NOT your friend. They never will be. They are our enemy to be fought.

[Paul Brand @PaulBrandITV]

Suella Braverman’s speech in Washington this evening contains a blistering attack on pro-LGBT Tories.

She says the pride (progress) flag has been flown on govt buildings as if marking “occupied territory”, accusing Tory colleagues of supporting a “horrible political campaign” which supports the “mutilation of children” and leaves her “physically repulsed”.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Truly stunned by the success our party has had tonight, and particularly proud of having kicked a Tory out of my seat for the first time and elected our fantastic new Lib Dem MP. A historic election for us and for everyone - what a happy day. #LibDems 🔶

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

@Hits21UK Who knows what miracles you can acheir
When you beleir
When you beleir
In Keir

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

@Sarah_Mkh He's been through enough this week without that humiliation

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

My gorgeous Ritchie is recovering from surgery but he couldn't resist the chance to get involved in his first general election! #dogsatpollingstations

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

And by the time the Tory government has finally been chiselled away, the first second of eternity will have passed!

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

@josh_snares Mental health may be awful but the slay is UNLAWFUL
Wishing you love and much better menty h

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

Now let me see, who do I prefer, David Tennant or Kemi Badenoch 👀

[Andy Austin @AndyBob1308]

DOT AND BUBBLE
Did not expect the goofy social media one to be the ep that gave me actual tears this season but there we go. Dark, twisted fun all the way but that ending killed me stone dead. Ncuti is phenomenal and this series is on fire 🔥🔥🔥 #DoctorWho