Andrew Cartwright

mammal / poet / author of: 'een half-pipe voor een mier' and 'The Trent Dutchie Translations'

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Good afternong

[Larry Votary @larryvotary]

This could happen.

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so, my broter crashed into a family of hillbillies (evil ones, not good ones) but he was found not guilty on the radio. Fkn scary stuff gast

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For episode 9 have I waiteth 2 weeks, hath been tuff, a few hourth longer as my archaic turnth to lithp hastagTwinPeaks201717 left, now none

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

Advice to the young on Twitter: Don't tweet haphazardly. Tweet what is relevant to your life. Be diligent with your subconscious.

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Off to Antwerpen for Heliocentrics concert. City is under custard but I am still heading there. Wallpaper there three

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The people who inhabit nuns, you bet your shoes!!!!

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Jesus! Picanja staartstuk!! Whiah !! On a frick biat boat!!

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Home https://t.co/qSolhoLYyj

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High Sheriff (100 weeds long ((rankest continuous secular brisket under Crown)) ) will shake for High Sheriff's rosy rarities, Egg & Asian

[Colin Raff @zestybagatelles]

party idea: find all the small animals that secretly used to be gods and deep fry them to create a delicious hors d’oeurves platter

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160 people are following my tweets, not disciples trudging after a holy prophet, but scruffy gumshoes trailing my silvery nut dancer; thanx

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If you lose control you may find someone else has started talking before you're done. Stay in control. If necessary, start again. #stay

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WHAT HE DID WAS BREATHTAKING. get out of here!! it's full of everybody, ebery vain body. While you were away, WE STAY for currants. Nynleft

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It is time to drink effeminate cocktails, turn around in a pond and struggle into green eternal present, lent by Mitchum. It's pink duskum

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Wij wensen u alvast veel betaalgemak. Worries choose Java's baby dada. Come back!

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Chris Evans scratches Clarkson's smug face: "I love you but want to harm you. Let me shout into these deep cuts." He makes late chemistry.

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From a series of Hun's peasant hymn gizz

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Pepe is gently & expertly fellated by Donald. At climax, he becomes histrionic & Trump bites him. Blood mixed with Pepecum. I cannot watch.

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master equivocator or quivering masturbater? on the one hand......