Andy

#Bert. Pedant. Hater of grocer’s apostrophes and conspiracy theories. A lyrical Yul Brynner. Officially Retired From Skipping. #FuckTheTories #legacyfan

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@ManCityHelp This information wasn’t listed when I was buying tickets. It was just Under 14s need to be accompanied by an adult.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@BeardOfPires Congrats pal. Enjoy it. You’ve been the best team. Savour the moment.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

Wish Haaland would take a shot from the edge of the box. He’s an elite striker so get your shot off

[Andy @AndyDM20]

lol at Southampton for hiding behind a bush.

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. 🩵

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@PStringer324578 Piss poor!? Grow up. He’s done 10 years when most thought he’d be gone after 3.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

Someone at work has sent a message to the office floor MS Teams channel that she’s accidentally dropped someone’s Tupperware lunch box and broke a bit off, but don’t worry about the food as “it’s still in tacked”!!! And I can’t unsee it.

I want to take the piss but can’t.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@hamezhill I see what you did there…..

[Andy @AndyDM20]

I see the Goodison Park BOO has be brought across to the Hill Dickinson. They love a good why are we being treated so unfairly BOOOOOO!

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@Rowland_OE @SkySportsPL @Carra23 I question your ball knowledge. KDB saw passes and made passes that were unique to him.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@CiarzScrawlings I’m guessing both. Probably inspired by these.

[JimmyAFC🔴⚪️ @JimmyAfc92]

I'm glad Arsenal lost today. We want our guard of honour at the Etihad in April we don't want to win it too soon

[Andy @AndyDM20]

You’ll never sing that!

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Police sniffed out more drugs at #ManCity’s Etihad Stadium than any other ground last year with 60 stops, well clear of 2nd place Manchester United (38), according to a study of data from England and Wales police forces.

[via @SunSport]

[Andy @AndyDM20]

Just seen the Real Madrid coach on Princess Road. Gave it the Vees. #Bert

[Andy @AndyDM20]

In theory if City win their game in hand, beat Arsenal then the gap is just 3 points. But that’s based on City getting their shit together.

And you just can't have 71% possession, and 24 shots to 1, and not win the game and/or expect to win the league.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

I don’t see City winning enough games to take advantage of any potential Arsenal slip. Not creating enough chances, not taking the chances and not playing quick enough with tempo to open up teams. I still miss KDB.

[Andy @AndyDM20]

@RealTolmie Hot Stuff that

[Andy @AndyDM20]

Be quite nice if some City players actually took some shots. Maybe try playing a bit quicker when they’re near the West Ham goal. Radical stuff but worth a go IMO

[Andy @AndyDM20]

What time do Spurs kick off tonight?

Every 5 minutes…..

[Andy @AndyDM20]

Spurs - ‘it’s what we do’!!!