AndrewDavison

5 minutes of heaven, a lifetime of regret

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So apparently, ‘ if you hold in a fart long enough , it goes up your vagina and gives you dyslexia ‘ - @bellamacloudo

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The worst mistake I’ve ever made in my life, deleting angry birds - Felix P (2022)

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The only person that should be allowed to voice nature documentaries is David Attenborough, those are the rules

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Yeah but the thing is that soon, when you’re really hungry, you will eat your neighbour.

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Joachim Jones’s superpower would be ‘Nicky Rush’ he has the power to run 2x speed, but only when he is smoking a cig

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Joachim Jones is a demon for the pan

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‘Simon Reeve has a piss kink’ (CN)

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@stenhousr This cowboy is currently in bed 💤

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I can’t live without likes - Simon Reeves (circa 2022)

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My Movie pitch - ‘Boarderland Jones’ - Joachim Jones, sitting in a bando and just plays through the entire boarderlands series

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Emma Davison just said that FML by Kanye West was boring😡

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MGMT > over everything else

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Tonight, me and Joachim, have achieved a British first, we only went out for a single pint of Guinness

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Apparently it’s good for your gut micobiome to lick a floor now and again - Emma Davison (2022)

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A day in my life - wake up, eat food, drink water, watch videos of people working out, go to the gym, eat again and then sleep

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Nothing is nowhere - Andy Davison (circa 2022)

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Everything is somewhere - Mark Wright (circa 2022)

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Live footage of Ocon seeing his sidepod #F1 #BahrainGP

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@Felix_Rizzo56 @stenhousr This feature needs to be added immediately

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@stenhousr Not true

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Man, Issac panicked and decided to put naan bread in the toaster in 4 separate pieces 😬