Andy Webb

Your friendly neighborhood wino and Crocs enthusiast. #CrocSquad

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Good things are coming my way

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I'm really glad that I have my anniversary date in my insta bio or else I'd never remember when it was

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I've come to realize that my lifestyle has always consisted of self quarantining.

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I only ever wear my glasses to order off the drive thru menu 🤷‍♀️

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It feels like I bashed my head repeatedly into the wall. It hurts so fucking bad.

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Consider her officially cut out of our lives. Shes crossed too many boundaries.

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My husband gave me roses last night for Valentine's Day. I've already fucking lost them.

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I like being a teacher during the holidays. My kids always bring me new coffee mugs 😁

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So thankful for a fucking snow day. I probably would have walked out today if I had to be there.

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Why must my children be the loudest out of the entire school??

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I've been drunk cleaning today so I know sober me is gonna be so fucking pissed she can't find anything tomorrow. Sucks to suck bitch that's your problem not mine

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Winery weekends with old friends are the best

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There ain't enough wine in the world to help my patience with this child today. 😒

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It's that time of day again. Y'all know what's up. Can I just lay in bed all day or do I really need this job?

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My card just got declined for a $1.50 water. If that doesn't tell you how my day is going I dont know what does.

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10 mins till I have to leave for work. Still sitting on the bed in my towel with wet hair. Think to myself - I can probably scroll for 5 more mins....

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Get yourself a man that's not embarrassed to buy you anime merch.

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Gym days are the best days 🤗

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Do I...
Go on a vacation?
Cry?
Start my Masters?
Oooorr stay where I'm at with crippling depression?

[Andy Webb @AndyDawn97]

Find your peak performance then go beyond that. #PlusUltra